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the people behind makesweet in like the 2000s or something idk: ok let's make some cool templates for people to make animated e-cards to send to their friends on valentines day :)

tumblr users, almost 20 years later:

omghotmemes

The goat of dads

valkdoodles

Happy Vader’s Day everyone

demilypyro

The concept of a catholic school is unfamiliar to me. What do you learn there? Holy math? Christian physics? Homophobia?

thedudefromdownunder

unfortunately you are correct

demilypyro

Oh

#I learnt how to took care of unborn fetus #there was this one month/s you could adopt a fetus #And you pray for it #it was some kind of Tamagotchi #but the only thing you could do is pray for it #This way first fetus of mine died instantly #the cause of death was terrible negligence #I mean I;ve never been informed about this #but since I haven't prayed a single time I don't think it's that hard to conclude it died #but who knows #maybe it is alive #and I will never know

catadromously

happy pride to queer role models and fish

omicheese

#‘I guess that means we’re swimming in - genderfluid?’#‘CARLOS.’ (via @thestuffedalligator)

lokilesbian

how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:

onceiwashere

me when i’m in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chili’s

lokilesbian

Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chili’s

moss-sprouted

he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup

lokilesbian

t3sticles

Lost in the sauce

handsoffmyfriends

tumblr truly is a site like no other

world-heritage-posts

world heritage post

boeing747

how is literally everyone on tumblr from poland i swear to god. nation with the highest number of tumblr funnyman per capita

rembrandtae

a whole bunch of conservatives clapping and laughing while this woman is talking about children and teenagers committing suicide and slef-harm in response to minister of education and academia's words about people attending Pride being crazy. just another day in Poland during Pride Month.

english translation:

Minister, you have no right, you are not competent enough to deny teenagers, students, teachers and any minority the right to gather and voice their opinions. the only language you speak is the hate speech, a language that leads to students, whom you should protect, commit suicide and self-harm.