shit my prof says

a collection of actual quotations from various professors in my English, History, and Political Science classes

[shitmyprofsays]

You can't lose in a fish war.

Prof. A (I forget the context of this one).

[shitmyprofsays]

It doesn't mean it's wrong, it means... it's politics.

Prof. A closes the debate.

[shitmyprofsays]

Have you ever had a freedom fry? It's much like the french.

Prof. A recalls the post 9/11 menu changes.

[shitmyprofsays]

Never be caught without a flag to burn.

Prof. A and the freedom of protest.

[shitmyprofsays]

He shouldn't get the electric chair, or electric couch. He should get the electric BED.

Prof. A on Berlusconi.

[shitmyprofsays]

We're not scientists, baby. We're much harder.

Prof. C talks about how hardcore English professors are.

[shitmyprofsays]

I either look like I'm on a boat in Nova Scotia, or a cool club in Brooklyn.... I don't know which is worse.

Prof. C wears boots and a beanie to class.

[shitmyprofsays]

Gaga is predictably provocative.

Prof. C sums up Lady Gaga in two words.

[shitmyprofsays]

Intimacy is a problem, always.

Prof. C gets to the real issue.

[shitmyprofsays]

I feel oddly nostalgic about my mythological Canadian past.

Prof. C was born in America.

[shitmyprofsays]

Do you all like my outdoors-y fetish L.L. Bean Mountain Equipment Co-op Boots?

Prof. C did have some amazing boots.

[shitmyprofsays]

How is love, sex, rock 'n roll, and teaching, all alike?

Prof. C brings teaching into the mix.

[shitmyprofsays]

Falling in love is also, falling down.

Prof. C gets TOO REAL.

[shitmyprofsays]

This is literature... this is LIFE, man! Maybe some mushrooms would help you.

Prof. C tries to get us excited.

[shitmyprofsays]

I like flinging things, such a petulant gesture.

Prof. C has weird habits.

[shitmyprofsays]

John Mayer might just be the soft rock version of Julia Roberts.

Prof. C makes comparisons.

[shitmyprofsays]

Just... go home and... light a candle.

Prof. A is exhausted from talking about Cyprus.