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"So, I release the clowns, and unfortunately for you - you destroyed the clown car, so now there is no longer anything to contain them"

#smsfs #part-time jeb #ladies and gentlemen we are breaking hiatus for quite possibly the funniest thing ever uttered during a magic the gathering game

"You're valid, until you start doing baby talk"

#sweet like c andy #smsfs

Max: are you gonna vore me, jack?

Elvira: unhinge your jaw right now

David: anaconda that shit jack. It's not a matter of ability, it's a matter of will

Jack: [tired defeated sigh]

#smsfs #crackahjack #maxbook pro #wiggin out

Im not gonna bring a milf over when I have 10 furbies in my room

#smsfs #maxbook pro

K: my kink is being right

M: you must he horny all the fucking time, then

#smsfs #maxbook pro #ginger pale

Its not your fault, It’s god’s fault.

#smsfs #ginger pale

Sorry, I heard the word "cock" and my mind went hog wild

#maxbook pro #smsfs #nsfw text

jack: you're my fancy lad

max: i think i just snorted a bug

#smsfs #crackahjack #maxbook pro

Max: you’re giving me a look that looks more like you’re in pain more than in love.

Jack: sorry, that was supposed to be a smile.

#maxbook pro #crackahjack #smsfs

Edward Elric FUCKS

#smsfs #ginger pale

What are they going to do if they make a Bee Movie sequel? 'Sorry Barry, I'm leaving you for an ANT'?!

#smsfs #mid-day

Donkey fucked a dragon, I'm still not over that

#smsfs #mid-day

Andy: Mida's jokes are always funny

Mida: [doing a Mr. Krabs impression] yuck yuck yuck my titties be fat, spongebob

Andy: ... My point still stands.

#smsfs #sweet like c-andy #mid-day

I can’t believe you just called your dog a cuck.

Where’s his wife and who fucked her?

#ginger pale #smsfs

Max: sorry i grazed your ass. But im sure you liked it [kissy face]

Max: ... sorry i shouldnt make jokes like that anymore, its creepy now that im a dude

Kalyn: no its ok because were friends and i already know how much of a dumbass you are.

#smsfs #maxbook pro #ginger pale

Im here for the porn, not for making friends

#roro #smsfs

You win some, you cuck some

Am I cucking andy? Is that whats happening right now?

#smsfs #mid day

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