I swear, they weren't high

My friends say a lot of stupid shit.

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"So, I release the clowns, and unfortunately for you - you destroyed the clown car, so now there is no longer anything to contain them"

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"You're valid, until you start doing baby talk"

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Max: are you gonna vore me, jack?

Elvira: unhinge your jaw right now

David: anaconda that shit jack. It's not a matter of ability, it's a matter of will

Jack: [tired defeated sigh]

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Im not gonna bring a milf over when I have 10 furbies in my room

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K: my kink is being right

M: you must he horny all the fucking time, then

[shitmysoberfriendssay]

Its not your fault, It’s god’s fault.

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Sorry, I heard the word "cock" and my mind went hog wild

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jack: you're my fancy lad

max: i think i just snorted a bug

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Max: you’re giving me a look that looks more like you’re in pain more than in love.

Jack: sorry, that was supposed to be a smile.

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Edward Elric FUCKS

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What are they going to do if they make a Bee Movie sequel? 'Sorry Barry, I'm leaving you for an ANT'?!

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Donkey fucked a dragon, I'm still not over that

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Andy: Mida's jokes are always funny

Mida: [doing a Mr. Krabs impression] yuck yuck yuck my titties be fat, spongebob

Andy: ... My point still stands.

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I can’t believe you just called your dog a cuck.

Where’s his wife and who fucked her?

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Max: sorry i grazed your ass. But im sure you liked it [kissy face]

Max: ... sorry i shouldnt make jokes like that anymore, its creepy now that im a dude

Kalyn: no its ok because were friends and i already know how much of a dumbass you are.

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Im here for the porn, not for making friends

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You win some, you cuck some

Am I cucking andy? Is that whats happening right now?