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fantasy RPG game where the different fantasy races have different gender selections. humans got your like 2-3 choices, dwarves just have the one (dwarf), got like bug people that makes you pick drone, worker, or soldier, elves pick from 14 colors, mushroom people just says “input a number between 1 and 27,000”

sacred-portal

andhumanslovedstories

Laois feels like he is in some very specific porn-logic universe. It’s the culinary equivalent of “the only way to advance through this dungeon and saved your loved one is to have really specific weird sex you’ve always been curious about,” and he’s like “AWW TWIST MY ARM” with his dick fully out

andhumanslovedstories

Poor Marcille is in a JPRG while Laois is in a very targeted hentai

kingzephy

knightofleo

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jackdawsfavorite

bonus

crimewave420

powerbottombrucespringsteen

The Yugioh world championships are in France this year and apparently Macron appeared on the official live stream to wish the players good luck which is insane in and of itself but it also resulted in one of the craziest unedited pictures of a politician in history:

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gamecube was the best designed controller of all time exclusively for the button cluster that gave you easy thumb roll access to all buttons but also gave you the a button as a thumb rest (because it’s the one you press the most) and took into account the frequency with which each button gets pressed in its design rather than doing the stupid diamond design that gives no button priority and rests your thumb in the shitty blank space between buttons

rintezukas

The Diamond Button Layout Is The Bleeding Stump Where Form Cut Function’s Head Off

boomer-mythology-destroyer

jadeharleyinc

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

cryptotheism

winding my fist up like donkey Kong so I can jerk off in one powerful stroke

akashicrecord

You want to have sex with my big pussy? First, you must cross the Lala Moat surrounding Lala Castle and retrieve more coins & treasures from the Yum Yum Dungeon.

worldofultimategaming

The World of Ultimate Gaming

fagstaynight

catboybiologist

My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything