Shit People Say in the Drive Thru

I work at a fast food burger/everything joint. It is based out of San Diego, CA which is also where I work. Our drive thru is open 24/7 and we serve our entire menu all day and all night, trust me people say some stupid shit.

[shitpeoplesayinthedrivethru]

One time I was on lunch and I hear...

"Yes so your small size-- what does that come with? Is it a small fry?"

[chrissongzzz]

girls be actin freaky at the wrong time u at the drive thru and u ask her want she want and she's like "you😛" bitch there's 3 cars behind us

[shitpeoplesayinthedrivethru]

Professional Language

I had a customer last night tell me how awful the delivery service he worked for was. Sure the app system wasn’t what he wanted it to be but then he says “I told them with colorful language that their app sucked and they fired me for being unprofessional.” I said, “well, you know, colorful language is rarely considered professional.” And he said, “I just told them their app was ‘a fucking piece of shit’ and they responded back that maintaining professional language was in my contract and then fired me.” And I was just, still am, flabbergasted that he was offended by them firing him for doing something they told him not to do.

[shitpeoplesayinthedrivethru]

Salad Dressings

Customer: Can I get a side salad?

Me: Of course, would you like ranch, balsamic or southwest dressing?

Customer: Ran- do you have blue cheese?

Me (in my head): No, I do not have blue cheese! Did you hear me say blue cheese? Just now when I told you our dressing choices? Why would I not mention all of them?

Me (to the customer): No, I'm sorry. We do not have blue cheese.

Customer: Oh, ranch then

[didthatjusthappen]

Potato squares

“Can I get one of those uhh potato square”

… Sir do mean a hash brown..

“Yeah one of those.

#DidThatJustHappen

Update of a few minutes later when this happened:

Update, when I handed his food, I said "two sausage breakfast jacks and potato square”

I shit you not.. he said in a surprised voice… “Potato square.. what are you a fucking idiot…?”

#DidThatJustHappen

[didthatjusthappen]

When you don't listen to your server you sound like a dumbass...

Today in the drive thru…

“Okay ma'am what kind of beverage would you like with that?”

Customer: “barbecue”

… “okay.. what kind of beverage for your combo?”

Customer: “and two Jr. bacon cheeseburgers”

… *seriously why drive thru order takers get so irritated..*

[dare-i-say-asexual]

reblog if ur blog is anti-nazi

if ur a nazi or neo-nazi or support nazi ideologies let this be a fucking harsh message that ur not welcome on this blog and I hope you get socked in the face

[shiropoint]

This is mesmerizing to watch.

[fuu-dog-treats]

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

[ask-ickle-mod]

[thatsthat24]

Holy………..shmokes…….

[mozzarella-shenanigans]

Oh?? My god??

[shitpeoplesayinthedrivethru]

Me: and what would you like to drink?

Customer: small soda

Me: what kind?

Customer: coke! Soda!

[raspberriesonharrystummy]

Reblog if its ok to message you during this holiday season incase Im feeling lonely or out of place during family events because no one should be alone on Christmas

[frenziedgem1]

HELL YEAH

[shitpeoplesayinthedrivethru]

Me: Would you like any sauce for your tacos?

Customer: No. No, thank you.

Me: *attempts to hand her the bag*

Customer: Can I get some taco sauce?

[shitpeoplesayinthedrivethru]

I told a customer today that she looked a little like Mandy Moore and she didn't know who that was and that's when I realized I was old.... this was then confirmed by two coworkers who are 17 and 19

[shitpeoplesayinthedrivethru]

Coworker: "Would you like sauce with your order?"

Customer: "No, just some ketchup"

[shitpeoplesayinthedrivethru]

Customer: *orders $51 of food at 3am*

(That's it that's the post)

[shitpeoplesayinthedrivethru]

Coworker (who is large chested): *hands customer his food*

Customer (on the phone): The tits, yeah

Customer: *takes his food and leaves*

[shitpeoplesayinthedrivethru]

My coworker: Would you like a straw for your milk?

Customer: No! Straws are for girls.

[shitpeoplesayinthedrivethru]

Customer: I want two combos.

Me: What would you like to drink with that?

Customer: I want a soda and a lemonade.

Me (staring at my soda machine with 100+ flavors): Umm... What kind of soda, ma'am?