Robot flower Princess

he/him

[escuerzoresucitado]

[incogniito]

I see that town in my restless dreams..

[unyieldingsilence]

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[socialistexan]

I've never seen trad wives explained so perfectly. "Non-nude fetish content for sexist men"

[thekenobee]

the funniest man on the planet

[firewalkwithmedvd]

speaking of unhinged stupid shit I've read recently

[trismeowgistus]

torn between astonishment at how stupid this is and a momentary breathless giddiness at the idea of somehow creating a psyop among conservative americans where we create a moral panic over sex for procreation.

[olorotitghten-up]

understanding taxonomy is so funny to me, cause now i see this and go

ah yes, two reptiles

[largishcat]

sometimes you’ll see some dickhead talking about some new dumbass version of social darwinism and “human nature” and it’s like bro you would not have been popular in the hunter gatherer village. you would not be in charge of the hunting party bro. they’d be talking shit about you around the fire every night bro like “grug fell into a tar pit again today and i really thought about not helping him, but i did and he didn’t even thank me :/” this is how your modern day neighbors talk about you too btw

[acomaflove]

Night Court Tweets

Rhysand:

Feyre:

Cassian:

Nesta:

Elain:

Azriel:

Morrigan:

Amren:

[fireyfobbitmedicine]

dolls when

[ponderousorb]

🌚🌟 Luna Madison 🌟🌚

Yami Kawaii restyle

[ilta222]

sometimes u just need a witchy frog

[kaijuno]

[probablybadrpgideas]

Elves tell epic legends about bus routes

[leviathan-supersystem]

I get how the whole "listening to music as a dick-measuring contest for who can listen to the most obscure band" thing can get grating sometimes but I don't think people realize just how vital that phenomenon is for new up and coming bands to get a foot in the door. it's understandable to be annoyed by hipsterism but unless you want all music to be industry plants and former child stars you're just going to have to accept it as part of the social ecosystem.

[leviathan-supersystem]

most of your friends probably won't go around hyping up your amateurish self-released bandcamp project, but you know who will? the most insufferable hipster jackass you'll ever meet.

[leviathan-supersystem]

[your best friend playing your music in front of someone else]: yeah haha this is my friend's band... i know it's kinda weird and rough around the edges but i'm kinda into it... if you're not tho i'll turn it off.

[pretentious music guy you've never met before playing your music in front of someone else]: yeah so i found this on bandcamp and it completely blew me away, no one is making music like this today, it's so raw and experimental and interesting, i can't believe they only have 3 listeners on spotify, they're brilliant, frankly if you don't like this music you should kill yourself,

[probablyevilrpgideas]

The human interpersonal equivalent of forest fires being vital to the ecosystem.

[toskarin]

it’s always funny when someone comments on eurodance like “why don’t they make music like this anymore” because they DO and it’s one of the most creatively stagnant genres on earth (spoken with love in my heart for it)

[toskarin]

all you need to make eurodance is one female vocalist (mediocre-to-incredible), one male vocalist who Cannot sing but can say shit like “I’m a sex king man with a party plan / international nation hand in hand” in a deep voice, and an apartment somewhere in italy

[skelysium]

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[cyancees]

i have neither a good imagination or aphantasia, but a secret third thing

[probablybadrpgideas]

Summon kitten.

It doesn’t do anything mechanically speaking, but it makes a little mewing noise and watches with big wide eyes as an army of hobgoblins stab you 4,000,000,000 times.