Shitposts, Curated Daily

All the memes that you will see, and you certainly will be free, if you Shitpost Over Yonder just you and me! (Some posts may be NSFW)

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It's my 8 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Cannot believe this shitposting tumblr is 8 years old. I know I haven't made any new shitposts in a while, but seeing y'all like old posts always makes me smile. :D

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I’m Alive!

Hoo boy, it’s been a while since I posted on here (or on my main lol), hasn’t it?

With the Twitter news, I might be posting on here more often. Right now, I’m looking for a new job and doing freelance work in the interim, so we’ll see how things shake out.

How we all doin out there in cyberspace? I miss the days when we’d just call the Internet “cyberspace”. Sounded way fucking cooler.

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Update

I started a new job yesterday!

So idk when I’ll have time to come back and post things in here. I’m no longer working from home, so I have to get used to wearing pants and being around people again lmao.

I do still have ideas for video shitposts, and my usual Sun class got cancelled, so maybe I can make one video this weekend, if I don’t crash from sleep exhaustion.

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He walked a mile in his, er, non-existent shoes this week.

Gladstone: You have no idea what it’s like to have everything go wrong for you no matter what you do!

Donald: Yes, I do. That’s every day of my life.

Gladstone: It is??

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Made this a few days ago instead of sleeping for Twitter, but it also works for Tumblr lmao

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Just tried scheduling a post and it’s disappeared, so we’ll see if it shows up tomorrow or not lmao

If not, shitposts might still be on pause until Tumblr works its nonsense out.

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Still Doing Good

Another quick update:

I’m doing ok over here. Hurricane season has come again, so I’ve been busy getting our house in order for that. Plus I’ve been feeling pretty tired lately, (and have been busy with IRL job stuff), but hopefully either this month or in September I can get back on the shitpost horse.

Hope everyone is staying safe out there!

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Addict

Angel Dust: ♪Hey, how ya doing? Well I’m doin’ just fine, I lied, I’m dying inside♪

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Another Update

Heyo!

I’m still alive, but waiting for xkit to finish updating the extensions that still work with New Tumblr. Some are being retired, so until that’s done, I don’t wanna queue anything in case it gets eaten. Stuff that people submit is fine though.

I’ve also been busy writing for literary magazine submissions and putting together items for a non-shitpost related thing I’m working on. Should be able to announce the latter soon. >w<

Y’all stay safe out there!

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Ask it as many questions as possible while the hallucination lasts

JW Guidebook: And you’ll be fine as long as you’ve got a scarf. Bye-bye now.

Huey: Wait! Just one more thing before you go?

JW Guidebook: Alright, what is it?

Huey: Should I eat a mango, or a papaya for breakfast tomorrow?

JW Guidebook: Papaya. *Disappears*

Huey: Aw, I hate papaya.

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The sibs took revenge while he was gone

Beagle Bully: Try acting like a kid for once, Hu-bot!

Louie [eavesdropping]: What?! Picking on Huey is a privilege, not a right!

Dewey: Yeah, unless you came from mom, you can’t mess with our brother!

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If he was permanently fired

Wander: Sorry you lost your job, Mr. Peepers. Maybe you should have something to eat.

Peepers: No thanks. Food makes me sick. *Downs an entire whiskey bottle*

Wander: Woah, if a man drinks like that and doesn’t eat, he to going to die!

Peepers: When?

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How do they get anything done?

Peepers: Alright sir, can you say the meeting is adjourned?

Hater: It is?

Peepers: No, you tell us that.

Hater: Tell you what?

Peepers: The meeting is adjourned.

Hater: It is?

Peepers: Here, just play with this paddle ball.

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Now that he's been hired full-time

Huey: The Jr. Woodchuck guidebook says you need to be ready for the psychological aspect of the job– Interfacing with your boss.

Fenton: Dr. Gearloose, can I have a raise?

Gyro: No.

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An Eggcellent Idea

The Fox, on tape: Just remember your affirmations!

The Fox, on tape: I don't need it. I don't need it.

The Fox: I don't need it. I don't need it.

The Fox, on tape: I really don't need it.

The Fox: ...

The Fox: I NEEEEEEEED ITTTTTT

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Yes, Yes It Is

Sam: We have to save the Chickaraffe!

Guy: No, I am going to become a Paint Watcher. You can do that by yourself.

Sam: ... D:

Guy: What are you doing?

Sam: Making you feel guilty. Is it working?

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Tip Jar

Hey y’all,

Happy Pride Month! If y’all like what I do here and/or wanna support a queer disabled black person, I’m taking donations! <3

paypal.me/kobanyakana

More shitposts should be coming since it makes a very nice distraction from uhhhh life, right now. I hope everyone is staying safe.

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I also have a Ko-Fi, if people want to donate there instead: https://ko-fi.com/kobanya