bad takes

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[silverslipstream]

Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes

[notyetbulletproof]

Imma say it.

Yes, Owen is an impulsive individual who often does first and thinks later. However, if I was besties with my besties and then decided to fucking write them off after 2 months in a job that clearly requires one to be INSANE to survive… well, then I’m the trash friend right? Not them?

Like I get that they are responding to a pattern of behaviour that is being exacerbated by his being in the Agency but like, it’s been 2 months.

You gonna cut off a declared ride or die bestie after 8 weeks???

Especially when you have similar destructive patterns of behaviour and use them as needed too??? Like I get boundaries and lines and choosing not to enable someone but my god the hypocrisy of not realising that you are also a problem is just really irksome.

It’s like can we just agree you’re both annoying af and clearly need more brain development before joining agencies/firms?

[fanaticloser]

The Recruit is so funny and full of misunderstandings and miscommunications

Dawn is like the villain trying to stop the good guy and the guy has no idea that the villain is even doing anything and it always fails.

Everyone hating Owen is so funny

They think he’s an absolute genius or incredibly stupid. He’s both lol.

Like bro just keeps getting into trouble.

And Janus just wants to do his job and Owen just screws everything up for him.

Like this show is absolutely hilarious cause we see what Owen is doing and the other people are thinking something way worse than what it actually is.

[shitpostingshittalking]

Georgia killing Cynthia’s husband was such a random and stupid plot device. I know she historically makes bad decisions and tends to be messy and impulsive but it still seemed so out of character. She’s always killed out of necessity and self-defense. Now she apparently feels so bad for Cynthia that she just takes the initiative to smother her husband? Like, I know it was a slow-going thing but he was on his way out anyway ma’am I’m sure they probably could’ve hung in there for a few more weeks.

And Jesse. What a fucking loser. Not only constantly taking his bullshit theories to Georgia’s TEENAGE daughter as some kind of weirdo manipulation tactic, but then he calls in a tip to the police with two sentences of basic information and absolutely no evidence or real reason to believe Georgia was involved (ik she was but that’s besides the point.) Sloppy sloppy sloppy. Like, how are they realistically gonna pin this on her? And if the dude was basically dead anyway who even cares c’moooon. If I’ve been lying on my deathbed for MONTHS pls feel free to Kevorkian my ass.

[shitpostingshittalking]

Two things can be true at once.

Georgia isn’t a perfect mother and Ginny is also annoying.

[shitpostingshittalking]

There’s absolutely no excuse for outing someone and Drea deserved a fair amount of shit for it but Eleanor…girl, your parents are so loaded I would’ve just had them send me to some private school in Europe or something.

[shitpostingshittalking]

Murphy is a very flawed, crude, generally difficult person and she’s dragged a lot of people into a lot of different messes. Not necessarily defending her but damn everyone is so vindictive and hateful towards her constantly.

Jess and Felix place all the blame on her for their predicaments and yeah she’s definitely played a large part in it but they’ve both made some dumbass, reckless decisions to get themselves where they are (i.e. STEALING NIA’S MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!! plus Felix losing their $300,000 because of his bullshit white savior act I’m still so pissed about that and Felix’s existence in general he is the WORST character and I stand by that.) Jess out here making toast while her best friend sits in jail for a crime she committed after spending the whole season putting her shit on the line just to find her.

Max is always saying she ruined his life and she didn’t treat him well by any means but buddy you were already working for a notorious drug lord let’s not pretend the outcome was ever gonna be sunshine and kittens.

And for gods sake the fucking police treating her like she’s the antichrist incarnate when the whole trajectory of this story began with her sniffing out a dirty cop within their ranks who murdered her friend and was going unchecked by the corrupt police chief. And she’s constantly evading arrest because you guys are hopelessly incompetent not because she’s some criminal mastermind lol. Not to mention Josh is just some whiny little IRS agent turned honorary cop (two of the shittiest things you can be so fuck him based on that alone tbh) who holds this intense vendetta against her because she pumped and dumped him. Move on bruh.

Basically I love this show but hate every character except Trey and Darnell 🤷🏻‍♀️

[shitpostingshittalking]

Unpopular opinion: I don’t think Otis did anything wrong. I’m sorry Ruby got hurt, but he was simply honest with her about how he felt.

Saying “I love you” doesn’t entitle you to a mirror response, no matter how awkward it is.

[shitpostingshittalking]

Sarah’s shooting was the dumbest shit ever. I know it’s a cheesy teen show but ffs. She loses enough blood to literally die, is magically revived, and then she’s waddling around in under 8 hours? I had a laparoscopic surgery once and couldn’t walk by myself for like two days.

[tvqueenreviews]

Katey Sagal's Rebel faaaaar exceeded my expectations. Honestly I can't believe it was cancelled after just one season. The one season that exists of it is great, highly recommend, literally a 10/10 as far as I'm concerned.

Just an appreciation pic for Misha and Nate, who I fell in love with IMMEDIATELY and who were honestly my favorite part of the 2 hour finale.

[shitpostingshittalking]

I can’t believe they canceled this and yet we’re getting SEASON 18 of Grey’s Anatomy jfc

[shitpostingshittalking]

Um…okay. Full disclosure: I always wanted Liza to end up with Josh. But Jesus Christ NOT LIKE THAT.

This whole season was about her being in love with Charles. The WHOLE FUCKING THING was building up to their reunion in the previous episode. And then 30 minutes into the finale they’re just…suddenly not working? Out of literally nowhere.

And I get that the final scene was a real full circle moment. That’s cool and all. But there was ABSOLUTELY NO BUILDUP WHATSOEVER!! Josh has barely even been in this season. Him and and Liza have maybe had 2? 3? scenes together. I’m just so confused.

Ultimately it’s the ending I wanted but it’s so poorly executed and makes absolutely zero sense in the context of this whole season that I really can’t even enjoy it. Who wrote this shit? Who let this happen?

[shitpostingshittalking]

Okay, fuck the whole vlog squad honestly. This is not in defense of them whatsoever.

However, I’m tired of the bandwagon worship of Trisha and Ethan when they are both incredibly problematic people who are, for once, on the right side of something.

I don’t think they truly care about the victims. I don’t think Trisha actually gave a shit about BLM. She’s simply using very valid issues as a platform to destroy people she has a personal vendetta against. Granted they’re making it easy for her because, as it turns out, they are, in fact, shitty people. But this whole turnaround of everyone crying “Queen Trisha” and praising H3 for their “commitment to justice” is just laughable. They’re in it for the tea, not for accountability, which I would think is obvious seeing as they’ve never taken proper accountability for any of the shit they themselves have done.

So by all means, cancel David Dobrik and his whole crew. But don’t start acting like H3 are some defenders of morality and not just awful people who love drama.