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I found some marine rations while out shopping

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My Instagram lined up the two pictures XD

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*Question to Harry Potter fans and People into Wicca

Would amethyst crystals be a good weapon against the Dementor?

Because like it is said that amethyst are good at getting rid of bad energy and keeping energy vampires away from you

So can you just tape a amethyst crystal to a bat and just go swinging at a dementor

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Crackhead thoughts

Monster house is just a giant mimic

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You know what’s peak friendship

Feeding your friend chips from behind the curtains while they shower. You never peak,just feed and carry a conversation with them.

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~this probably been done already but oh well~

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I had a dream where where I named a bunch of arrows “depress” and I would go around shooting people in the shins and if anyone asked me what i was doing I would say “ I’m giving people depress-shin”

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Ghost: -trying to haunt me-

Me: -sneeze in the direction of ghost with out knowing-

Ghost:

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Are there platonic soulmates?

Like there are many AUs about finding your true love or the hate mate , where you find the person you are destin to be enemies. But like what if you just want that ride or die friend. A soul buddy to just go on adventures, be at each others weddings , meet the others grandchildren, and just grow old together platonically. That soul buddy that you meet and just think “this is my best friend now”

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What if?

What if during the Area 51 raid we send in battle bots ?

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If a female had a clone or clones ?

Do they all get periods at the same time as the original?

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Me: *reading*

My friend: hey I’m going to dollar tree, what you need?

Me: * doesn’t look up* a better personality

My friend: .... was that an burn to me or a burn to yourself?

Me: * looks up* at this point I don’t know

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Wearing a Deadpool shirt is the most motivating thing ever

If Deadpool can be ripped apart limb from limb and say he is fine

Then I can say the same thing when my uterus decides to shredded itself