[intricatecakes]

if u are reading this i am pouring positive vibes on u from a lil watering can

[nelyafinwe-fucker]

We should sacrifice one politician every March 15th to satisfy the spirit of the Roman Empire

[3000s]

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

[3000s]

it feels fake but your friends miss you sometimes

[3000s]

the reason you've been hanging out with your closest friends fairly regularly for the past 12+ years is because you have fun together

[3000s]

people who don't like you that much will not stay in your life for over a decade asking to hang out and inviting you to things and texting you

[lambrinhh]

tumblr is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have, but i have it

[sykesarchive2]

no i can't go out tonight i'm mourning my unlived life. yes i see the irony. yeah all night. no i can't reschedule, sorry. hope you have fun living your life instead of watching it pass you by though! sounds like fun

[homunculus-argument]

To whom it may concern:

I hope your era of "disappointed, but not surprised" will soon come to a close, and for it to be replaced with a long span of "surprised, but not disappointed."

[indiepat-deactivated20240215]

[i-say-ok]

ok. 💯

[coughloop]

Sure you're "child free" now. But in 20 years when your riches are vast and you rule with an iron fist you're gonna feel real fucking embarrassed when you're ready to be usurped and the only guy scheming enough to poison your wine Is a weird cousin with vague familial connections instead of your flesh and blood idiot son that wants the throne a few years sooner

[whetstonefires]

i guarantee you i will not be usurped by some cousin, i will have personally selected and groomed my murderer for success like a roman emperor

[lunarlagomorph]

i will always change my mind. ill look at things i said yesterday and go what the fuck am i talking about

[beaucolics]

brought a poem to the gun fight

[spaceboytoy]

We should do communism I think

[spaceboytoy]

With! Tongue!

[hanaofthenorth]

a girl does start to feel optimistic in a patch of sun

[girljpg]

[dasxh]

[tropics777]

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

I wrap this blessing around you like a shroud, so that no ill can find you, and every warmth is held close

[catchymemes]

[sliversoakley4]

i need to stand ankle deep in a creek about this