Not even Ishikirimaru can purify this

Shitposting for everyone's favorite sword game.

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“Thread for my mom's opinion on Touken Danshi starts here.”

So I got my mom to give her opinions on some swords from Touken Ranbu.  Currently we’re taking a break; we got through the starters and all the swords in order up to and including Ichi-nii.  Next up: INFINITE TOUSHIROUS.

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So I’m not sure if this quite counts as shitposting, but my (very straight) mother agreed to give opinions on sword boys.  We’re about a quarter of the way through (we got through the starters and all the swords in order up to Ichigo) and she has not pulled any punches.  Rest in peace, Ishikirimaru.

So here, a savage 54-year-old’s opinions on sword boys.

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It’s not changing the timeline if it’s another game’s timeline, right?

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If Okita’s swords said it, it must be true.

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The true face of Taikogane Sadamune.

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Oh Kikkou, never change.

Inspired by hijinks in the Discord server hosted by @swordboiis.

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It’s true, you know.

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The new hit Touken Ranbu anime~

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Ichigo will never understand what it’s like to be a twin.  All he can do is back away slowly...

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Introducing...

Hachisuka Joestar!

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Shitpost Ranbu 2.0

Tumblr tried to kill Shitpost Ranbu a few days ago (the very night it was created!), but there’s no killing dedication.

So, I’m Mod Tsurumaru (again) and I’m here to reintroduce you to Shitpost Ranbu!  As with the last location, this site is dedicated to Touken Ranbu shitposting.  Submissions and asks will be opened soon (I can only shitpost so much, believe it or not) and I’ll be setting up the queue to post once a day for the time being.  Time to finally get this show rolling!