eric is 5'6 im going to lose my shit

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Eric: They also vaguely fixed Schnapp's hair

Miles: you can never fix what's truly broken

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Eric: This is Jenny Han's world, we're all just falling asleep in it

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Eric: What's like the modern gen z equivalent of a fisherman? I guess like, a tiktok dancer.

Allison: A fisher-them.

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Eric: You best start believing in the supernatural. You're in one!

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Eric: They're trying to have their MEG3N and eat her ass, too

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Eric: Alec Baldwin is like if Jeremy Renner ate a second Jeremy Renner

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*to the tune of Waving Through a Window* will I ever be Millie Bobby Brown? Cuz I’m Schnapp Schnapp Schnappin on the glass—

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This kid looks like if the youngest kid in Malcolm in the Middle was soggy!

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Jacob: [the Saw series] is just a big flashback before a present day that never comes

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Eric: We’re gonna watch Saw V… Superman

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*watching saw 3*

Jacob: I know someone who saw their own brain in the mirror—

Eric: SAW??!!

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*sees Gale getting flogged*

Eric: Oh no, the Passion of the Chris! Or wait, he’s Liam dammit…

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Eric: Caesar Flickerman?? I hardly know her-man!!

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Alan: it’s the lesser Hemsworth!

Eric: uh, it’s pronounced “Liam”??

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Eric: In space, no one can hear you shit

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Mike: No wonder mom divorced you! You’re too ghoulish, papa!!

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character: “I came to like you…”

eric: and then I came to lick you

alan: and then I just came