Shit Roommates Say

Hey We're Aly and Caitlin and we say a lot of funny and stupid shit. We're college roommates at JWU and we're documenting the memorable stuff.

[poppunky-blog]

Did some doodling tonight. Helloooo from the other side.

[kame-house-of-smoke-deactivated]

5,000 notes and I’ll get my best friends drawing as a tattoo.

[shitroom-matessay]

Shit Aly Says

Aly: *walks out of bathroom*

Aly: I FUCKING CUT MY NIPPLE.

Cait: ...

Cait: *dies*

[shitroom-matessay]

Shit Cait Says

A: Is this Colbie Caillat on the radio?

C: I thought she was dead!

[shitroom-matessay]

Guadalupe got aids. She got crazy aids. She got craids. Guadalupe is a whore.

Shit Caitlin Says. (Our female cactus, lover of Alejandro)

[shitroom-matessay]

Guest Edition! Shit Kyle Says

"women are friends, not food" -Kyle "is that the gay man mantra?" -Cait

[shitroom-matessay]

Shit Aly Says

"I’m a yogurt slut."

[angelarizza]

Just finished this piece right before I leave for vacation tomorrow! A black and white version will be featured in my friend’s zine, more info on that later. 16x20" print available by request. 8x10" Print of Crow Effigy

[shitroom-matessay]

Shit Caitlin Buys

Caitlin is buying us baby cacti and we're naming them Alejando y Guadalupe and they will be lovers. That is all. A

[shitroom-matessay]

Shit Caitlin Says

Namaste from drunk C

Fuck you from sober A

[shitroom-matessay]

Hi!

Hey errebody! Aly here, and I know it's been a while. Summer is unwinding, and Cait and I are separated <3 I will be trying to post a little bit just to keep y'all entertained, but obviously it will be harder when we aren't together to be stupid together. Happy summer to all!

[shitroom-matessay]

Shit Aly Says

"For the longest time, I thought black people were made of chocolate and white people were made of cheese." -Dakota

"Please tell me you were either on copious amounts of drugs or like, 8 months old." Aly

[shitroom-matessay]

Shit Caitlin Says while we do laundry

Oops here's you underwe-wait are these yours? Caitlin

Yeah haha those are mine. Aly

Oh...they're pretty tiny... Caitlin

[9gag]

[shitroom-matessay]

"some days this is Aly"    Kai

...Yeah...   Aly

[shitroom-matessay]

Shit Aly Says

Just running around the room with a knife in my hand! -Aly

Oh, because cutting pears with a French knife is a reason to be excited....

Dude, we're about to have midnight snacks.... Like legitly.... DO YOU WANNA MAKE SOME TEA?! MAKE SOME TEA!!!!! - Aly

Oh my God, this is why we're roommates!

[seraphinadianaluna-deactivated2]

In the daylight, we’ll be all alone

So tonight I want to hold you so close

[shitroom-matessay]

Update:

Caitlin and I woke up at 12:45 PM yesterday in order to make it to our 1:30 PM class. We are sloths and our lives are sad. ~ A

[shitroom-matessay]

Why can't we have a thrid person that just follows us around with a camera? ~ A

Well you see......... I can't think of a reason why not.

WE'RE HIRING.