My names Rod, and I like to party.

Jacquie, Melbourne, 17. Only goal in life is to be able to share a hair tie with my man.

[tanku-deactivated20150907]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[j4ckme]

[geniexo]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[dyetransfer]

[fuckyahumor]

real life art

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

Girl what am I being sold here?

[regularlesbian]

Solidarity

[tupacabra]

a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle

[a-soft-suicide-deactivated20131]

i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about

[funnytwittertweets]

[swan2swan]

[gothdolphin-deactivated20190409]

me: how do churches deal with gluten at communion

first response on a catholic forum:

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

The Roman Catholic church is the only Christian faith with any mettle.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

It’s not bread. It’s Jesus, dipshit. Next question.

[regrettablyjake]

It’s jesus, but also jesus’ body activates Celiac’s

[omghotmemes]

Google Earth is Amazing

[kingscrown666]

Wait for it…

[hereisisa]

everytime. i laugh like an idiot everytime

[thedreamyperidot]

@unnaturaldecay

[medoisa]

this is a lot funnier when u know that this is the place where julius caesar got stabbed. its a cat sanctury

[baltowolfquest]

catholic emperors would name themselves "pope innocent" "pope clement" "pope never did anything wrong" "pope tiny little baby" "pope good guy" and then commit atrocities

[aurpiment]

#pope just a little guy it’s also my birthday i’m a little birthday boy. the third (via lakevida)

[slowbriety]

[iameverysparklywoman]

its quite literally like when people are trying to make a woman as weird as possible they make her realistic by accident

[originaldumbbaby]

check out this freak. she’s got “interests” and “hobbies.”

[blankvhs]

That scene in Shrek 2 where they’re staying in Fiona’s childhood bedroom and he can’t sleep… powerful

[blankvhs]

[wzzd7]

[nullifiedneet]

my boy ratatouille livin the good life im happy for him

[ubercream]

[catchymemes]

[emailmore]

watching some gibbon vids

[tikkety-tok]

Would you like your hiss in grey, charcoal, black, or midnight?

[roseydeloom]

[tsscat]