Sh*t Sheldon Says

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A research in 2013 asked men and women to let their minds wander, then subject them to a recording of white noise with the sounds of an infant crying and found out that women brains switched to attentive mode while men brains remained in resting state. [1] [2]

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How exactly would one measure a sense of humour? A humourmometer?

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Troglodytes.

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That’s going to make me a chick magnet, and I’m so busy as it is.

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Go, Amy Farrah Fowler. Follow your endocrine system.

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How was your life? Like everybody else’s. Subject to entropy, decay and eventual death

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Why do many people believe in astrology? They could probably be subjected to the "Forer effect"(also called as the "Barnum effect"); an observation in which a person will rate high accuracy to the descriptions of his personality that are said to be "specifically tailored" for him, but actually are just general descriptions that most people can also agree into. [1] [2]

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Every six minutes, an American child falls down and suffers from stair injuries. [1] Unfamiliarity with the stair levels and/or non-uniform stair heights are common causes of stair tripping. Here is an interesting webpage that lists ways on how to prevent falling on stairs [2]

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Well, my existence is a continuum, so I’ve been what I am at each point in the implied time period

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Closing toilet lid down prevents infection [Blog source] [Research paper]