Shit My Students Wrote

A blog with the shit my students say, write, produce or otherwise verbally vomit all across my lesson plans.

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Everybody

Food companies are geniuses at marketing everybody, and everybody is it seems like everyone nowadays.

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Literally or figuratively?

Companies will sometimes even use animals to cover their rear ends so that they won't get sued.

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I've got friends in low places

Many people, including my friends, do not want themselves to know what actually happens over there; the reality.

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A tap.

On Michelle Obama's website, she has a get active tap that explains why it is important to stay active.

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Sleep disordered breathing such are sleep apnea is cause a pulmonary complications because of being overweight or obese.

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Except for that one time...

The U.S. would never support slavery on purpose.

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Not on who wants to be a millionaire, I hope

Fast food affects your lifeline in numerous ways.

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Disordered Disorders

Disordered eating disorders are especially common on college campuses.

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Meta or...?

Then The educated become teacher but they don't completely understand the topics they are teaching.

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Obliviousness

Either way their literalness and obliviousness to a number of subjects taught in school than make it more difficult for their children to learn in school.

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My eyes still hurt

And if you have ate wasabi it wasn't the real thing.

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My eyes hurt

So if you love sushi or if you don't love it but have tried it then you might have also ate wasabi.

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This is why I don't like first person in essays

So when you hear the word sushi, we mainly think about raw fish, or at least thats what I think about.

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They're stalking me

Today you literally see a fast food restaurant every time you turn a corner.

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If I don't know about it, it doesn't exist

Like the children stated above, it is all about perception and being knowledgable about fast foods as to how often the person consumes junk foods.

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obvious answers

"So what are some ways we can avoid drinking out of a plastic water bottle?"

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You make me want to drink.

"Most women like to drink wine in general, and the law that is in place makes it where women under twenty-one cannot drink."