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Mind games

There are two circles, one of them is blue one is red. What if I told you one of them was bigger? Which one would you think is bigger? The blue one? No, you are wrong. The red one? No again. Actually none of them are bigger. They are the same size. You just thought that because I told you so. This proves that humans are easily manipulated. 

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This was an honest-to-god answer given by a student to a question on the first exam in one of my intro biology classes.

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Green Lantern Parody--Sh!t Hal Jordan Says

Hal, confronting Sinestro over his methods.

Image from Green Lantern Rebirth Issue #5, April 2005, by Geoff Johns/Ethan Van Sciever Text caption courtesy this post from @shitmystudentswrite

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Birth giver

A young girl only sees other girls wearing skirts and birthing smaller humans so she too feels compelled to be an efiminate birth giver.

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Scientific racism

Racism was invented in the 1800s by scientists.

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Ancient social media

This online communication is very different from older generations that witnessed the start of the internet and ancient social media platforms such as AOL.

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Where should we eat?

Decisions are a lifetime skill, one that people aren’t too accustomed to. Some people can’t even decide takeout places let alone who to save and who to die. Putting that kind of pressure on a human race that has been pre-determined to take care of themselves over their fellow man is Ludacris

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Rooted

By this I mean that Wordsworth is deep in the ground, planted, like a carrot.