shit swifties say

recovering ex-swiftie

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Taylor Swift is apparently competing with Katie Price to see who can have the tackiest princess-themed wedding 👸 💒

As soon as I saw this headline I immediately thought of Katie Price and Peter Andre’s 2005 pink cinderella themed wedding 💀

And as tacky as that was, at least they rented out an ACTUAL castle instead of “constructing” one inside MSG 😭

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☕️☕️☕️☕️🫖

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Same energy.

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Weird as fuck!!!! 💀

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did you see the new taylor swift summer merch drop? the prices are criminal and most of it looks tacky as hell.

the concept of a Fate of Ophelia life saver pool floatie (for $50 mind you) when Ophelia drowned herself in her grief… crazy choice from “our favorite english teacher”

Urgh! That's so tacky and tasteless 🤢

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You can tell they thought this was gonna be their viral “cute couple” moment 💀

THIS is what Taylor is doing to show the world that she’s happier than ever with Travis and totally unbothered by Joe’s new girlfriend.

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Joe Alwyn has a new girlfriend and swifties are being VERY NORMAL about it 🤡

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The swifties are fucking nutters. 🤡

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Taylor is about to get MARRIED to that caveman and swifties are still obsessing over Joe Alwyn’s whereabouts.

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Swifties have reached new heights with their Olivia Rodrigo psychosis

So ever since Olivia started her new album rollout, the swifties have been crashing out and looking for reasons to cancel her.

This week, they’re accusing Olivia of “ageplaying” and “promoting pedophilia” because she apparently wore a babydoll dress.

The fact that it’s a bunch of fans of Taylor Fucking Swift making these accusations is just crazy, because, their idol literally dated a 17 year old boy when she was 22. They have much bigger fucking fish to fry, yet they want to talk about a dress Olivia wore.

It’s funny because I’ve seen Sabrina Carpenter wearing very similar dresses and the swifties have never taken an issue with it. Probably because she’s considered a “taydaughter” and therefore can do no wrong (as long as she continues to ass kiss and worship Taylor). But when Olivia wears a dress like that, oh no, she needs to be jailed!!

Some of them are even trying to spin it and say that it’s OK for Sabrina to wear babydoll dresses because she doesn’t look like a child in them. Yeah, it’s not like she said “I’m full grown but I look like a NIÑA, come put something big in my pussita” Or asked a 16 year old fan if they were feeling horny. Or did Lolita-Inspired photo shoots that mimicked scenes straight out of the Lolita movie. All of that can be ignored, because Sabrina is a white blonde blue eyed woman AND a “Taydaughter” so she gets a pass to do whatever she wants while Olivia gets demonized over a stupid goddamn dress.

But it gets worse.

A journalist at the Rolling Stone (the same publication that gave Taylor’s album The Life of a Shit Girl a perfect score, mind you) wrote an article defending Olivia’s fashion choices, and apparently called out the swifties, saying Taylor has worn babydoll dresses too.

And the swifties have LOST THEIR FUCKING SHIT.

They’ve been tweeting at the rolling stone accusing them of slandering Taylor (over some discourse that THEY started, by the way), writing open letters demanding that the rolling stone apologize to Taylor, AND they’ve accused Olivia Rodrigo of PAYING MEDIA OUTLETS to write articles defending her.

Well isn’t that some good old fashioned PROJECTION from swifties. 🤡

Oh yeah, and the swifties have also been harassing, tormenting, and threatening journalists, trying to bully them into silence, like the fucking FASCISTS that they are.

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Pop singer-songwriter Eli rightfully calls out Taylor Swift for stealing the rights and royalties of "deja vu" by Olivia Rodrigo

Finally someone with the guts to say it Taylor built her empire on 'inspiration' from everyone else but god forbid a new girl gets a No.1 without her name on the credits. The industry is scared to speak on it but we see you

Ooooh damn

“Fly in her private jet to the other side of her bed to get her phone charger so she can finish watching a TikTok about herself.” Damn 💀💀💀

Found this comment on reddit:

"IMPORTANT TO KNOW: this all started because Eli made a harmless joke in her live by saying "Taylor Swift you will never be trans" and Swiftzis started being transphobic and evil to her right on cue.

Eli told 0 lies and she makes amazing music!"

I'm using Swiftzis from now on

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“Mentally crystallized at 12 years old”

[notdefendingtaylor]

https://www.tumblr.com/notdefendingtaylor/815159078479413248/after-all-the-sombr-talk-here-i-see-this-on

“…and his lyrics are so intensely confessional. ‘I don’t want another man’s child to have the eyes of the girl I can’t forget.’ Are you kidding me? Having a male artist say stuff like that is really good for the cause of women to be able to say stuff.”

What the hell is she talking about 😭 Men AND women have been writing ‘intensely confessional’ lyrics for decades.

Alanis Morissette wrote the lyrics “An older version of me / Is she perverted like me? / Would she go down on you in a theatre? / Does she speak eloquently? / And would she have your baby? / I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother” in 1995.

And there’s so many other songs like that: Joni Mitchell’s ‘A Case of You’, Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Silver Springs’ (which was written by Stevie Nicks, who she’s literally friends with and name-dropped in a song) & ‘Go Your Own Way’, No Doubt’s ‘Don’t Speak’, Sinead O’Connor’s ‘Nothing Compares 2 U’ (written by Prince), Hole’s ‘Violet’, The Cure’s ‘Pictures of You’, Carole King’s ‘It’s Too Late’, Prince’s ‘When Doves Cry’, etc.

She can like Sombr’s music all she wants but there’s nothing groundbreaking about it nor is he somehow helping women write confessional lyrics when they’ve been doing it since long before even she was born.

yeah this statement from her was some of the most rankly arrogant and pick me behavior I can imagine. Actively insulting to women artists of previous generations. It made her look deeply ignorant of her own profession and its history

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Swifties are supporting and streaming a MAGA country artist who collabed with Morgan Wallen in order to block a WOC from going #1.

I said oh I’m sure.

[notdefendingtaylor]

https://www.tumblr.com/notdefendingtaylor/814714234173849601/httpswwwtumblrcomnotdefendingtaylor814709756

But that's where you're not seeing it right. Taylor just wasn't been herself. The very fact that she was changing herself so much proves it. Yes, love should inspire you but your base personality will always remain and Taylor's base personality seeks approval and wants to be number one. She also has a petty side that if that's not who you are can be hard to understand. It's why I feel she felt relief in many ways with Matty and now Travis. Those men don't have her trying.She can just be her default self which is the version that was pre and now post Joe. So does that make Joe bad? No and the swif**ies that try to imply that age emotionally lacking. You have to know yourself to understand what type of partner you can live with and it seems though the Joe relationships she's learnt she's just not the version of herself she was with him. It was an aspect of her but not her factory setting if I'm making sense. Overall they both seem far happier away from one another. Taylor can revel in her pettiness while Travis loudly shrieks along and Joe can live his private life, act in films and go home.

Overall they both seem far happier away from one another.

hard for me to agree that she's happier. she's got layers of fillers, dead-eyed smiles, and an angry, hard album that she pitched as infectious and joyful.

not happiness:

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“Happiness” is when you inject your face with so much Botox and filler that you can’t even move it anymore.

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So Taylor buys Sombr jewellery and bakes him sourdough bread and he calls her “mom”

Definitely not weird, grooming behavior at all!!

Also I’m sure the fact that Sombr has a slight resemblance to Matty Healy has nothing to do with the fact that she’s ALL OVER HIM now. 💀

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They are a cult.

[notdefendingtaylor]

"never felt more herself" like she's never said anything like that before

circa dating matty:

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They are a cult.