🔞 ambrose spongegyropitas 🏺 27 ♋ mulatto 👍🏽 bifag 😘 ftm | he/him 🏳️⚧️ devout ***pagan witch*** 📿 bat furry 🦇 never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive ☝🏽 im dating 2 dead actors and a cannibalistic dandy 🦘🦡🐊
⚠️PLEASE BE CAREFUL FOLLOWING ME, I AM WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD!!! BE 18+⚠️
read my bio for essential information 👍🏽 but basically im a trans man (he/him), fat, greek-mulatto (im trying to learn greek after 26 years of knowing basic stuff), furfag (im a black flying fox!), super bisexual, devout pagan+apprentice witch... i LOVE IT!!! im also a spiritspouse, ask me about my men if you want
but anyways! no requirements for following besides be 18+, don't be one of those fucking jiraiblr cunts, NO ANTITHEISTS/ATHEISTS (agnostics are fine) and if we're mutuals please tag my triggers, dm for a list, its super short. thanks! these are my only gripes.
alsooo if u dont like cnc piss off, i do RACK, please try to understand the first C before coming at me.
i think thats it! misc info under the cut, its uh. silly! enjoy your stay!
(swoop black pride art by SleepyLucasCorner on etsy, my (incomplete) suit by lynxiesuits on insta, and the witchcraft meme by @/sunnyyfur)
hi lol
i have a tulpa thingy of mortimer fnv, he's a noncannibal version of him. he's been forming since february 24th 2026. im really bad at this tulpamancy thing so any advice would be good. my tulpamancy blog is @beyondthebeef
there is also deerfriend, who is someone else, @/sunnyyfur! theyre soooo cute and such a deer <3 unfortunately the atlantic is my biggest opp
i'll sometimes refer to the above person as my "favorite victim" or other such """"concerning"""" things, THIS IS A CNC ROLEPLAY BETWEEN US DONT WORRY! we do rack here
ashley is another one my best friends and helps me with my religious stuff. she also interacts over on my niche fetish sideblog about the spirits i fuck and such, very easy to find. she knows a lot about me in so little time i am impressed. her blog is @/thevictorianseer
analaura is. Incredibly important to me. dont piss her off i'll use my bat powers on you. they're also very talented, pls check out her art blog @/azultecnicolor she's where i get all my art from lately
here's my tag for my irl best friend since like 2011! she doesnt use tumblr but i love her a lot so i might send her screenshots of these. we've been friends since late 4th grade (9/10 years old)! i love her sooo much!
i legit do have schizophrenia, so therefore i sometimes talk about mr house (fnv version only) and/or howard hughes doing fucked up shit to me as sent by an ex friend. i am aware of this being a delusion now, but that doesnt make it any less real to me. u can see me chronicling this here: mr house/howard hughes double bookkeeping
ok, now, a sentence i read about armand iwtv that resonated with me a lot:
a child who never grew up, a soul that never healed, a lover who never learned how to love
i kin him btw, here's my tag
something from my medical papers from my early 2026 hospital stay that encourages me to keep working on myself:
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God help this outcast with his witchcraft, someday I'm gonna go home!
and for that matter why have i seen posts on here trying to rehabilitate the reputation of fucking 4chan. like i say this as a person of color tumblr is racist yes but it is not "incited multiple white supremacist mass shootings" levels of racist. it is not "started gamergate" levels of misogynist. what are we doing here. if you found community and support in 4chan good for you but everyone else has the right to feel uncomfortable that you found community among nazis and racists
reminder that the books themselves also suck ass actually. there's an entire plotline endorsing slavery. the one character who advocates to end slavery is bullied and made fun of. the one slave who doesnt like being enslaved is bullied and treated as an outcast. the bankers are the picture of racist stereotypes of jewish people. the one asian character is named fckn Cho Chang. the worldbuilding SUCKS. fuck harry potter and fuck rowling. stop giving her your money.
Client reported [paraphilia] urges intensifying, describing excitement about actor death scene stating "I literally cheered" and "I was so excited... Client stated "I would love to find this forum and talk about it but I know it's just going to fuck me up and make me worse." FUCKING NICHOLAS HOULT OH MY GOD
EDIT - there is more!
Client's excitement about actor death scene and desire to "snuff him out" represents escalating violent fantasy content requiring
close monitoring. Client's recognition "I would love to find this forum" but "I know it's just going to fuck me up" demonstrates partial insight and harm reduction capacity. Client's social media blacklist workaround where "I can still click this and view it" represents continued access to triggering content requiring behavioral intervention.