良禎

Local King doesn’t know what she’s doing. She prays every night for guidance. Each day gifts are bestowed upon her though she knows not why. Better not to question it. Whatever she’s doing is working.

[kingseph]

Pinned Post Update!

Yo, I'm Sephir. ENTP Taurus-gemini cusp, Year of the Ox, Chaotic Neutral. Maybe you can figure about me from that.

I like some anime mostly just Bleach and JJK. I enjoy horror, reading any genre, learning languages (trying to be trilingual- English, Japanese Turkish), drawing, and writing.

I am quite friendly but sometimes slow to reply. DMs are open if you wanna chat. :) (I'm happily married tho.)

I write and I like to pretend my writing has a real fandom by tagging it as such. (#inter se) The genres i'd say is dark romance (lgbtq+), drama, horror and light action. It is VERY nsfw. There is an overarching story but right now it's mostly about the interpersonal drama of mostly Fenriel Tseng. It is mostly the only thing I think about so if you wanna hear more I can talk your ear off as much as you are willing to listen.

----Some updates (as of April 7th 2025)

-150k+ words in total.

-I am desperate for an editor!!! (For a chapter that is 33k words).

-Once i have someone to edit i'll post maybe here or probably on Wattpad. But I may just self edit depending :))

[fruityyamenrunner]

something charmingly twentieth century about this

[cryptotheism]

This counts as a spell

[demilypyro]

Placeable AOE effect

[monkeysky]

Minotaur is not a species

The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[wintersoldierfell]

hang on i gotta google something

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I am so sorry.

[allthingseurope]

Verona, Italy

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[arctic-hands]

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

[evilsoup]

[gilliagandy]

Truly thrilled to finally find this post on my dash.

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

i love that 17th century jewish poltergeist story where the family living in the haunted house calls a catholic priest for help before they contact a rabbi, because yeah, i think that would be my call too; id be like, oh? a demon in my house speaking latin and drawing inverted crosses on my wall in sulfuric bile? then without even questioning my faith i’d call up the catholic church and be like yo father, one of your boys loose come get him

[mayflower-uwu]

“Look here pal, I know my religion, and this ain’t it. Whatever this guy is, they’re clearly from your version of things. Mind coming over to help fix things up?”

[xekstrin]

#not my covenant not my malefactor

(Tags via @cicadianrhythm )

[necromancelena]

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[soshinee]

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

[soshinee]

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[innerchildabortionclinic]

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

[zurin]

[eyelessfog]

a character who truly, legitimately goes “but why does that matter?” about their feelings when someone who cares about them asks. and the sudden falling of everyone around them’s faces as they realize that this person doesn’t recognize themself as someone who needs or should be taken care of. i want Everyone to hurt. surprise at the idea, worry for them, horror at not having noticed. do you see this person who doesn’t think of themselves as a person?

[theweevilwizardofthewest]

op are you projecting

[eyelessfog]

no i was reading a fic and got really really happy when this happened

[mysticalcats]

it's really gross how you can be self aware enough to know what's going on in your head but you can't actually stop it from happening. i need to grab it like a pigeon that got stuck in a house and throw it out the window. be free

[goofstep]

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

[throughfearandtrembling-deactiv]

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

[goofstep]

im nice…..

[junglejim4322]

He’s literally nice