Tales Of A High School Theatre

“U just lost the game 😉” Feel free to submit any of your own story’s and don’t be afraid to message me I always love to chat!

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“ you’re not better than other people because you use dark mode”

Actually I am and I will continue to shame people like the god of hubris I was always meant to be

I laugh as the foolish mortals gaze upon their beams of information blinded by prisms of all colors and shapes, unable to see the truth unable to see the color against the onslaught of oppressive totalitarian, forced to bow to The whims of the status quo, one day you will all look back and laugh at your childish choices The same way we look back our past selves and chuckle at the emotions they had how silly they were how silly you all are

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acne: caused by stress

stress: caused by acne

my life: a paradox

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The student playing Tumness in the play had a clip on microphone that was connected to the speakers and she was having a private conversation about breaking up with her boyfriend and complaining about her period, all of which came out over the speakers into a hall of drama, dance and musician students on full volume, because they forgot to tell her it was on.

Oh no 💀💀

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Everything

That i thought

i wanted to do

when i was drinking

(Iced coffee)

I

s

Now

Pointless

-JT 2021

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A made bumper stickers for her car 😳

Here’s a close up

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C: ɱơཞɬ

M: M O R T

Pr: M̶̯̙̥̱̹̖̙̮͆͋͒̉͋̽̾͋̿̕Ō̸̡̢̧͖͖͇͕͎̼̤̗̫̟͓̝̹̜̤̩̗̦̤̱̳͛̂̋̔̊͑͋̏͛̌̑͐̒͊́͛͌͝͠Ṟ̵̨̡͍̼̺͈̮̺̖̜̠͚̱̥̪̤͉̗̲̮̯̱̞͉̫̘̍̀͊̌̈̾̈́̃̈́̋̀̄͑̆̓̚͝͝ͅT̷̡̧͇͙̹̥̹̤̪̙̩̯̄ͅ

Ph: I also wanna die

S: ??????

C: mort is the past tense of “to die” in french

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A: holy fuck pregnancy is insane

A: you’re telling me that microscopic organisms full of my DNA are just gonna combine with someone else’s dna to make an entire human???

L: Pregnancy is hella scary like a litteral HUMAN inside you for a few MONTHS like they just be in there

A: YEAH LIKE WTF IS THAT ABOUT

S: AND THEN YOU POOP IT OUT AND IT CAN SUDDENLY BREATH AIR??

L: AND THEN LIKE 30 YEARS LATER IT REPRODUCES ITSELF LIKE

S: I’m convinced nothing is real

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K: guys... I just realized

K: if we all wore fur suits covid wouldnt have happened

A: damn ur so right

A: the furries were right all along

J: ... i thought u meant like suits made of fur and i was like uh yeah thats an interesting fashion choice but idk about it’s disease stopping abilities

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L: Attention I have learned I enjoy doing hw more on a little white board because it reminds me of elementary school

L: Or maybe it’s just marker fumes wait-

L: It that why I liked white board so much back then- oh no I’m having a revelation

A: MARKER FUMES ❤️❤️

J: 🚔🚨

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“Existence dirtied my pants”

-scronce sensei our 43-year-old Japanese teacher from Ohio, 2021

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L: Chess is hot because it’s the most natural set up to enemies to lovers, it’s the mental equivalent of lifting someone’s chin with a sword in a duel

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at least our physics teacher is self aware

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A: i just really believe in jerry trainor supremacy

K: my favorite non waisian wasian

A: i am pro dictatorship but only if it’s jerry trainor in charge

K: icarly portays him as an actual sex god

A: i cant tell if i am in love with him or if i worship him or if i want him to be my dad or if i want him to be my daddy

A: HE GETS MAD BITCHES FOR A REASON

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E: im Making Hamantaschen what fills y’all want

A: i am begging you pls do gummy vitamin filling

S: ... are gummy vitamins the new tide pods

A: millennials r gonna make fun of us for taking gummy vitamins now

K: gummy vitamins slap that’s on them for being vitamin deficient

E: millennials may make fun of us for chewing out nutrition in fruity blobs but who’s laughing when the millennials get scurvy 😎

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*talking about there favorite animals

E: I still can’t believe you got my favorite animal was a cat

L: OK I’ve never once heard you talk about sharks

E: Bro I was a shark kid growing up

E: Specifically hammerhead sharks. Thought they were so fucking cool.

L:  Himbos of the sea

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A: why do they have to make gummy vitamins so fuckung good. like i wanna eat this whole bottle but i’m gonna die of vitamin overdose. like holy fuck i just had some gummy vitamins and they were so freaking good like i will eat it for dinner

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My friend C got a cat (as seen below) and thease are all the different name that the theatre GC came up with for said cat.

Martini

Olive

Greeny toothbrush

Toothbrush

Kale

Booger

Dirt

Plant

Aloe

Eggplant (eggy for short)

eggy azalea

Tessa (after the girl from after)

Bella from twilight

renesmee

serotonin (Sara for short)

puss in boots

Pussy

toulouse

cornelia

good luck charlie

Snl

pete davidson

nimki minjaj

kitty purry

princess diana

T swizzle

betty

augustine

inez

ivy

cornelia

juliet

stella

rebekah

archer

london

aurora

wisteria

bandit

rhodey

wanda

nebula

lydia

gasolina by daddy yankee

margot

agatha

furgie

sage

andromeda

gaia

basil

gigabyte

✨piss✨

scrotum

Btw she’s taking suggestions