♪Theatre kid canon events♪
I made this list whilst performing Ride The Cyclone and have experienced all of these things...if anyone has any add-ons I'd love to hear!
Calling a cast member by their characters’ name outside of rehearsal (I still do this, especially in my head. It's been ages since we performed. It's been hardwired into my brain.)
Hearing someone sing in the theatre bathroom and joining them or vice versa
Making a GINORMOUS mistake on stage
Breaking character and cracking up because of a friend/family member in the audience
Hearing a crashout from the techies
‘WHERE THE HELL IS MY [PROP]?!?!?!?!’
Having a ‘shitshitshitshitshitshit’ moment mid-quickchange (+forgetting how clothes and accessories work and forcing someone backstage to help you)
Starting your song and realizing the/your mic isn’t on
Forgetting the choreo and doing improv instead
Knowing EVERYONE’S lines except your own
Singing songs from a different musical
Talking instead of rehearsing
Lip syncing the monologue/lines/song backstage with too much passion
Trying to silently communicate backstage and failing
Forgetting how to sentence and spewing out a twisted version of your line that makes zero sense grammatically