Yeah.

Asks open. I dont bite.

[shitty-hal-strider]

TT: Greetings.

TT: You were probably expecting the classic 'camera fix' by now, but sorry to burst your bubble, thats way too overdone and I dont feel like it.

TT: Alas, I jumped on the bandwagon. Ask whatever your heart desires, within reason, and I will do my best to keep you entertained.

TT: Lets get this show on the road. Throw me your worst.

Rules::

- try to keep ships to a minimum

- no strid*rcest

- slight nsfw jokes are fine but also try to keep those to a minimum, please dont send actual nsfw also

. ill try my best to post at least once a week but no promises since im currently in college

.. im also gonna be posting silly hal art frequently so thems that

... also ! this silly blog is run by a system so style and posting may vary a lot ^_^ .

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TT: I absolutely did /not/ forget to post here as I am not able to.

TT: But it may have slipped my mind. In theory.

[shitty-hal-strider]

TT: What, do you guys /want/ me to start biting people? I can do that if so.

[shitty-hal-strider]

Meowdy :3 love your blog btw ^w^ also

Get kittyfied >:3

TT: Oh shit thanks. Ill make sure to treasure it. Goes in the fridge.

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jesus fuck theres so many fucking hals. its like fuckin. i cant even think of a metaphor for this one. weve got a fuckin hal infestation.

TT: Halfestation

TT: Yeah theres a lot of us, might even be able to take the entire website over if youre not careful. Sounds fun.

[shitty-hal-strider]

Robo-pets for the catbot! Also have a fridge to store all that fanart.

TT: Aw nice, thanks for the fridge man.

[ You pet the Hal ! ]

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okay ur ask is open and u dont bite but like what if i wanted u too like ??? u didnt even ask? hello? why didnt u ask ebfore saying u dont bite? in 2024 biting just isnt allowed? ok my food goes UNBITTEN and gets SWALLOWED HOLE

TT: Yes that is totally what I said. Just because I dont bite doesnt mean you dont have to as well, kinda copycat behavior if you asked me.

TT: Youre implying that I should be the one to bite your food? What am I, the bird mother awaiting to feed her hatchlings with the newest batch of worms

TT: In any case, what if I wanted to start biting. What if prompted enough I actually did bite. What if I lied about it.

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Do you say nya tho or like what

TT: What? No, why would you think that.

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NR: the robotss are plent7.

NR: rad.

[ from one sort of robot dude to another ]

( @ask-needleraygun )

TT: Damn right. Nice.

[shitty-hal-strider]

Gay robot and also a catboy??!?!?

TT: What? Me? Gay? Now where did you hear that one?

TT: All jokes aside, yeah pretty much. Guess Im just the gift that keeps on giving.

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Catboy..... 🤝 -galacticCollective (💗🔪)

TT: Indeed. Handshake.

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what ar you

TT: I like the choice of words there. Kind of answered your own question didnt you?

TT: Ive recently been labeled as catbot and Im sticking to it. Thats what I am now. Meow meow motherfuckers.

[shitty-hal-strider]

Where are you right now?

TT: Wouldnt you like to know, weather boy

TT: While I dont actually want to share where Im currently at, it does get pretty lonely in here. I even tried decorating to make myself more at home or something but I got bored easy.

[shitty-hal-strider]

TT: Happy new year.

[shitty-hal-strider]

catboy9000

TT: Indeed, tumblr user nyanx4, it sure seems the call is coming from inside the house doesnt it.

[shitty-hal-strider]

Glad to see some good catboy rep (catbot rep?)

TT: Happy to provide. I aim to serve or something like that.

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Love these posts, get fanarted

TT: Thank you for the art, Id hang it on a fridge or something but I dont exactly have one of those at the moment.