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“all i wanted was a cheeseburger”

yuri tales —really lesbian, always have been a writer, i speak french crisse de tabarnak ⚜️

I write for whoever I’m simping on at the moment!

‼️I mostly write and post on the weekends because of school‼️

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Definitely not (totally is) a cat person

You hate animals. I mean, that’s what you tell everyone to avoid telling them that you’re scared of them. You’re not really scared of them, it’s just that they don’t seem to like you very well and during your childhood you’ve had a few bad experiences.

That’s why when Alysa invited you to her apartment when she first got her cat, you were reluctant. What if the kitten jumped at you? Or hissed at you? Or what if it didn’t like you? You took a big sigh and opened the door.

“Baby! I’m in the living room!” She shouted with an overly sweet voice. It was no secret that she’d try to get you to like her new family addition.

You walked through her place as if it were your own and found her on her living room floor, a small exotic shorthair kitten in front of her. He looked grumpy, not interested in whatever babbling sounds Alysa made.

“Hey baby”, you walked slowly beside her, sitting down. “Hey. Isn’t he so cute?” She awed, taking him on her hands. “He looks mad.” You snorted. “What’s his name?” “Soleil”, she answered, still petting him. “As in sun in French?” You raised an eyebrow. “Yeah. Isn’t it a cute name?” She finally looked up at you. “He does look like a ray of sunshine.” You said with sarcasm. “He’s not grumpy, he just needs to warm up to me. It’s only been a day.” She shrugged you off.

“Well, good luck. Just so you know, I do not associate with him at all.” You began to get up, but, surprisingly, Soleil walked towards you, rubbing his head against your calf. “Fuck no.” “Baby!” Alysa squealed. “He likes you!” She smiled big, pulling out her phone to record the both of y’all.

“He better not.” As if he understood your words, he decided to do the complete opposite. He followed you as you went to the kitchen, stopping when you stopped and trotting when you started walking again. “Are you kidding me.” You sighed dramatically.

“Baby, just warm up to him. Does he really look like he bites?” She crossed her arms over her chest. “I mean..” you really looked at him. Small kitten that was a thousand times smaller than you and that have never grumbled at you since your arrival. “Ugh okay, I’ll try.”

You crouched down and picked him up, holding him as far away from you. “Happy?” You fake-smiled to your girlfriend. “Yeah, you guys are adorable. My two favourite grumpy people.” She awed, pecking your cheek. “I’m not grumpy.” “Yeah sure.” She replied with sarcasm. “I’m gonna shower and get ready. We’re still going out right?” “Yeah, obviously. I’ve got the tickets in my bag.”

Alysa nodded and made her way to the bathroom, leaving you alone with the kitty. You finally brought him to your chest, softly petting him. “You seem to like me, huh?” You whispered to him. He purred, curling himself up in your arms.

You sighed in relief, because not only did he seem to like you and maybe not all animals were against you.

You sat down on the couch, still gently rubbing his back. You tried to take your phone out, but he immediately whined, glaring at you. “Damn sorry.” You snorted, petting him again. He purred, laying his head back.

Soon enough, Alysa came out, a towel around her body. “Are you guys cuddling”? She asked, her eyes lighting up. “No! I mean, he wants to, not me.” You denied the obvious. “You’re literally snuggled up against him.” She narrowed her eyes. “No, he is. Big difference.” “Yeah right.” She snorted, going to her room.

“You’re going to be the death of me.” You sighed contentedly against Soleil’s fur.

Time skip— a couple weeks later…

You were at your girlfriend’s apartment— basically yours too, for the umpteenth time this week. You were on the floor, the not-small-anymore Soleil in front of you.

“And who’s the cutest boy in the world? Who’s my baby?” You spoke in a soft voice, thoroughly petting his fluffy fur. He just purred in answer, stretching his limbs.

“You’re so stinking cute my baby.” You hugged him close, thinking that nobody was watching you. Suddenly, Alysa appeared behind you, her flashing phone in hands. You jumped, putting Soleil back on the floor, denying evidence. “Caught you red handed baby.” She began laughing, pointing her phone at you.

“You know what? I can’t even deny it.” You sighed in defeat, picking up the cat. “He’s just so cute. And he loves me more, so I don’t care.” You teased your girlfriend, earning a jab on the shoulder.

“He does not.” She rolled her eyes.

“He does.”

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Y’all this was a request!! Hope you like it. Can you guys actually give me tips on my writing please? I feel like I’m not getting better at it. I’m very open minded on criticism so don’t be shy!

Y’all didn’t even comment my other post…😭. I need to comments/reblogs and likes if you guys want me to continue. At least 4 comments on this post if you want another one!

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Just thinking about how Alysa looks so innocent to other people. Just clueless about dirty stuff. Most of the time, she doesn’t even show it. It’s simple: she knows you are hers, so why waste her time trying to prove it to anyone?

The most she’ll do in public is hold your hands from times to times. She isn’t big on PDA. At the beginning of your relationship, most people thought you two were just best friends from the lack of touch seen in public.

What people don’t know, is that she is an absolute freak. A dog in heat for you. If she could breathe in your pussy for the rest of her life she would do it without a doubt.

In the privacy of your shared apartment, Alysa is extremely kinky. She has no shame in expressing her ‘downbadness’ to you. She just can’t help it.

Every day, she wakes up and just raises up your shirt, taking your farm boobs into her hands. Doesn’t matter if she’s hot or cold, if she half asleep or hungover, if she’s sick or perfectly healthy; that girl needs her titties. She feels them up with her hands and kisses them for a good 10 minutes, as if she needed this to start her day well. If she’s really needy a morning, she might leave your nipples sore for the rest of the day.

She’s always touching you in someway. Her hands around your waist when she cooks, her head on your stomach when you cuddle.

There is at least one make out a day. She just can’t help herself. The feeling of her tongue sliding into your mouth is euphoric to her. From that alone, she gets really wet.

Extremely pussy drunk— that’s what she is. She can’t stop eating you. You taste so fucking good, you taste sweet. She can’t get enough of your taste and your scent. When she eats you out, she is messy and sloppy, it’s like she can’t act. She cries and whines if you even dare to pull her away.

“No please, baby. Stop.” She whined, feeling your fingers trying to pry her off. “One more, last one, I promise” she just manhandled your legs back open, spreading your pussy lips open. It was definitely not the last one…

She loves being near your pussy and sometimes not even in a sexual way. She just loves laying her head in between your thighs, you’re just so comfy.

Overall, Alysa is a sucker for you and your body. If she could crawl inside your skin and never come out she would. And she’s not even ashamed of it. She just doesn’t want the whole world to know that she cries in your pussy.

With your digital camera, you recorded Alysa, who was sat on your shared bed, a bowl of ice cream on her lap. You zoomed in on her arms; they had long red scratches on them as if she had been attacked by a cat. The cat being you obviously. “Here baby”, she held out her spoon, looking at your with love eyes. “Why are you acting like you weren’t crying in my pussy 20 minutes ago?” You snorted. “Because it was a life changing experience.” She replied in a duh tone. “Show me your neck.” You demanded. She proudly lowered down her shirt, revealing her hickey-covered flesh. “My wife did this y’all.” “Yeah cause you were so needy.”

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This was a request!!! Hope y’all like it!

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Could you write fem reader getting a certain boob piercing. And when she shows Alysa she is immediately obsessed with them and wants to touch and play with them so bad but is devastated when she is told he had to wait a while so they can head.

“What do you think? I’m so fucking wet.”

“BABE”! You shouted, entering the house. You just got back from your appointment that Alysa didn’t know about. “In the bedroom”! She shouted back.

You put down your stuff, wincing a bit as your shirt rubbed against your boobs. You sucked it up and walked to the bedroom, hearing Alysa’s voice becoming louder and louder.

She was sat at her desk, headphones on. She had her controller in her hands and her upper half was illuminated with the bright light of her computer. “Hey baby”, she said, glancing your way. You wouldn’t need to be a genius to figure out that her attention was mostly on her game.

“Hey..who you’re playing with?” You asked, running your fingers through her hair. “Uhh, my friends and some random people online- hey! You were supposed to go this way! We’re going to get killed!” She yelped, pressing more aggressively on the button on her controller.

“Lys, can you log off? I gotta show you something.” “Baby, you know I can’t pause this game, I literally told you-” she began to ramble, cutting herself off when she saw you remove your top.

“Baby what are you- holy shit.” Her jaw literally fell on the floor. She immediately closed her laptop, removing her headphones as well. “Oh my goodness baby.” She got up, walking towards you.

You had your shirt rolled up over your chest, boobs out. On your nipples were two freshly made piercings. You hissed slightly, the cold air mixing with the slight throbbing. “You’re so easy Alysa.” You laughed, watching her lick her lips.

“And you’re insane! Why didn’t you tell me?” She fake-scolded, lowering down at your chest level. “Because it’s a surprise, duh.” You chuckled. “They’re so fucking hot, baby.” She mumbled, ready to touch them.

“Hey! No touching.” You slapped her hands away. She huffed, looking up at you. “Why?” “The piercer said it needs to heal first.” You caressed her face before jokingly pushing her away. “This is so stupid. What kind of rule is that?” She rolled her eyes. “Do you want my boobs to be even sorer? And have an infection?”

“Well it’s not going to first time that I’ll make your boobs sore-” “Shut up!” You blushed, pulling your shirt down. “No, wait, I wasn’t finished looking.” She held your hands in place, continuing to stare at your new piercings. “You like them?” You smirked. You knew damn well she did.

This girl is obsessed with your boobs and anytime you flashed her, she considered it as a blessing from heaven.

“What do you think? I’m so fucking wet.”

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Sorry the end is kind of mehh

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HEY GUYS IM SO BACKKKK!! If anyone’s interested I’ll tell you my grades when it comes out!!

Which fandom/ppl do you want me to write abouttt?!!?

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guysss my exams are in exactly 10, 12 and 16 days!! In about 2 weeks, I’ll be officially done with school and back on here. Also, I have a little story to tell y’all.

I only told my best friend cuz I’m too embarrassed to say to anyone else that I write fanfics…

In 2025 I used to write for the Kalogeras Sisters and I had some moots on wttpd that also wrote for them. I you guys I just knew that one day, they were going to post a video « Reading fanfics about us ». By the time they posted the video (couple months after I predicted it), I had already deleted all of my books (including the fanfic about them). THEN, IN THE VIDEO THEY READ MY MOOT’S FANFICS. and she was like the most famous Kalogeras sisters writer on wttpd, she legit had more than A FUCKING MILLION READS. And she deleted all of her stuff cuz she was so embarrassed. She was really not feeling good about it and she just lowkey disappeared.

Anyways, does it make me a bad person that now (5-6 months later) I find it funny? Like not necessarily what happened to my moot, but the situation in general. If I hadn’t deleted my shit, I’m sure I would’ve been in the video.

So yeahhhh. If you actually read all of this tell me your opinion in the comments!!

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Hi guys! I’m so sorry I went lowkey M.I.A. for a few weeks. The truth is I don’t have any time for writing anymore and the few minutes I get, I read and relax. In about 3 weeks, I have 3 ministry exams that will determine if I go to cegep or not…

I’m really fucking stressed and a lot of people put pressure on me and it’s really tiring 😭 I need to fucking ace these 3 exams (94 and more) or else I won’t get accepted in my wanted program (natural sciences and healthcare). I’m genuinely so tired, I study at least 4 hours a day and I think it’s taking a toll on me…

I promise y’all, the moment I finish them I’m going back to writing!! Thank you guys so much for your patience.

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IT WAS FUCKING INSANEEEEEEE

Don’t mind my voice plz

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would y’all like a chapter in another language?? Like idk I really wanna do one in French. Or like the oc/reader is from another country and DOESNT know how to speak English well. I got a request like this but I lost it 😭

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tw: highkey smut smut smut + not proofread

I feel like nerd!alysa would be so fucking pathetic, but cute at the same time

“An-and fuck”! She moaned as you pushed the strap past her tight hole. “You’re so fucking wet. Keep going baby.” You groaned, seeing the silicone disappear in your tutor. She just whined loudly, trying to grip anything that was in her reach. “I said fucking teach me! I need to pass this class.” You gripped her hips harder. “Fuck- yeah, right. Th-the analysis explains that the number of answers are infinite-” you thrusted into her harder, making her let out a series of moans. “Fucking pathetic; you’re a nerd that gets A+’s every fucking time and when I ask you to tutor me you can’t even do that.” You scoffed, still fucking into her. She whimpered at your words, tears spilling out of her eyes. “I just- I’m gonna cum.” She cried, her hand going down to play with her clit. Watching her do this just sent more heat into your core, making you thrust harder and faster. You groaned, also chasing your orgasm. Alysa rubbed tight circles on her clit, all of her self respect leaving her body. She fucking loved when you degraded her. You moved your hips a last time before it sent the two of you over the edge, orgasming hard. She basically squirted, wetting all over you. You rode yours and her high, slowly coming to a stop. You didn’t pull out, though. You layed beside her, holding her close and still impaled on the strap. She was breathing hard.

“Who would’ve guessed that the teacher’s pet was a squirter?”

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Cuteness aggression

Writing this because I wish I had someone to do this withhhhh sighsighsigh. Also it isn’t proofread

You’re laying on the bed, softly running your hands through Alysa’s hair. She was directly on top of you, her head in the crook of your neck. She was apparently ‘tired’ but she just had that excuse so you could help her sleep (aka cuddling and holding her). You had your phone in your hand, mindlessly taking cute pictures of you and Alysa that you could post on your story at the end of the month. Then, you decided to record, not thinking much of it. At the same moment, Lys raised her head, looking at you with pure exaltation in her eyes. She grabbed your face roughly, smothering wet kisses against your cheeks and face. “Baby!” You yelped, giggling “Fuck, smooch I smooch love smooch you smooch so smooch freaking smooch much” she says in between kisses. She continued to kiss you, nipping and pulling softly at your skin. “I love you so much baby, I literally want to eat you. You look so cute like that and you’re so pretty and I want to fucking marry you right now. Literally you’re the best, I can’t live without you.” She muttered in between kisses. You blushed at her words, puckering your lips out. She happily pressed her lips against yours. “I love you t-” as you said that, she gasped dramatically. “You filmed me!” She completely crumbled, hiding her face in your neck again. You laughed softly, ending the video. “Oh please..I know you’re gonna post it.” She groaned. “Now everyone’s gonna know how gone I am for you.” “Trust me, they already know.” You laughed. “You know what? I don’t even care. I am gone for you and I’m not ashamed of it.”

**a few hours later**

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user2 Alysa’s such a baby AWH

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Hi, I need an needy Alysa who's obsessed with her girlfriend's butt or boobs, please 😭Can it be longer, please? But if not, I'm open to one-shots.

Okayyy. A few ppl also asked me to write a long one about the whipped cream headcanon…so a lil smut for y’all

Her favourite dessert

tw: highkey smut and food play….ermmm IT WAS A REQUEST‼️

btw I only wrote the smut part I was too lazy to write a full story..😭 sorry yalllll

“Baby.” You whimpered, holding Alysa tighter against your neck as she kissed and bit your soft skin. “Gonna mark you up, gotta let everyone know you’re mine.” She promised, passing her tongue over the hickey she had just given you. She stopped for a moment, taking to time to remove your shirt. “Not even wearing a bra. Did all this for me baby”? She teased, her fingers brushing against your nipples. “Yes.” You moaned, arching up your chest.

“Fuck, baby, stay there.” She slurred, squeezing your boobs. She practically ran to the kitchen, coming back with whipped cream and sprinkles. She had a smirk on her face as you gasped. “Lys, seriously?” You whined, cheeks heating up. “You told me I could do it! Remember? You said I could do anything I wanted to if I got an A on my essay. And I did.” She shrugged. You barely had time to answer and she was already straddling you.

“Stay still baby.” She mumbled, taking the cap off the bottle. She then pressed on the lever and began spraying the cream on your naked chest. Alysa watched it fall on your boobs, her mouth watering in the most filthy way possible. “Fuck, this is about to be so good.” She licked her lips. You shuddered slightly, the cold icing giving you shivers and making your nipples harden. “I said stay still.” Alysa glared at you. You whimpered at her tone, her words sending heat straight to your core. “Needy”, she snickered, as if she wasn’t the one getting ready to eat fucking whipped cream off your boobs. She opened the pack of sprinkles began shaking it right on top of the cream. When she finished customizing your boobs as she please, she looked at you in awe. “I’m like the luckiest girl on the planet right now.” Then, she dived in.

She licked and nipped everywhere as if she was a starved woman. She ate the whipped cream, moaning against your skin. “This is like- fuck. The best fucking meal.” She greedily lapped at her fingers, maintaining eyes contact with you. She then licked long strips, from your boobs to your collarbone. Every time she passed by one of your nipples, she bit slightly on it, making your jerk up and whine. She swap her tongue everywhere, taking the last bits of the whipped cream. You moaned, your back arching off the bed. “Lys- go down.” You whined, trying to get her to eat you out. Every seconds that passed by, you felt yourself getting wetter and wetter. She refused, instead deciding to suck at your skin, marking you. Your skin was getting sensitive and your nipples were all swollen.

Alysa looked pathetic; hair messily tied up in a low bun, her fingers all sticky and the hungry look on her face. All around her mouth was sticky and some sprinkled were stuck to her skin. She was squishing your boobs together, sucking on your nipples like her life depended on it. You couldn’t not contain your moans, she just looked too hot.

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I Hope YALL liked it!!! Btw I got the ick while writing this I hate and I mean absolutely hate whipped cream. I gag every time I eat it and the taste and the texture makes me wanna throw up; I just don’t like it 😭 the scenario is hot anyway!! And tell me if you like it and/or if you want more smut!!

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I yearn for needy!sub!alysa headcanons 🥹

Oki doki I’ve got SO MANY requests for this lololllll.

Needy!sub!Alysa x fem reader

tw: suggestive content, lowk smut and not proofread

Dating needy!sub!Alysa would be like…

~ she’s always clinging to you, seeking for your attention. She literally can’t go a few hours without you.

~ gets upset when you wanna have personal space

“Lys, are you serious”? You signed, sitting up. She was on the complete other side of the bed, a frown on her face. “Seriously what? You basically said you didn’t love me”. She rolled her eyes. “I asked you if you could lay beside me instead of on top of me ’cause it’s hella hot and I’m about to start sweating.” “Same thing.” She scoffed.

~ while spooning, you’re always big spoon and she’s little spoon. She traps your arms under hers, making sure you don’t leave

~ you’re always on top, most of the time. Whenever she tries to take the lead, she crumbles a few minutes in

~ she whimpers when she needs you

~ one time, she cried because she was so horny and needed your touch right now. It was pathetic

~ when she wants you, but your busy, she grinds on your thigh

“Baby, what are you doing”, you mumbled, typing on your laptop as your girlfriend tried to settle herself on your thigh. “I need you.” She whimpered against your neck, reaching down to her underwear. “Lys, I’m almost done with this, I’ll fuck you in 15 minutes.” You looked at her, seeing her desperate face. “But I need you now.” She pushed her undies to the side and let herself sit on your thigh. She moaned loudly at the feeling. “Fuck..” she whined, beginning to grind slowly. “You’re so fucking needy.” “Only for you- yes!” She moaned. You flicked your tongue, typing on your computer faster.

~ she wakes you up in the middle of the night because she wants an orgasm

~ she’s incredibly impatient. If she wants something, she wants it now

~ Alysa refuses to masturbate, she wants to cum because of you and you only

“Baby, I’ll be back in 5 days”, you chuckled, hugging her tightly. “Five days is too long. I can’t barely go 2 days without your fingers, what am I gonna do?” She dropped her head dramatically on your shoulder. “Well just use your fingers or you know...” “I hate it though, it’s never as good as your skilled fingers.”

~ when you’re eating her out, she locks her legs around your head, trapping you there. She kind of suffocates you until she’s done

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Here!! Tell me if you like it! Sorry for not posting for a few days, I’ve been busy. Btw, I don’t write for Amber Glenn, sorry!

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would you ever do any smau w alysa?? 🫶🏻

Yuppp! I just kinda put everything in there 😭 hope that’s okay!! I’ve had many requests about texts, more tiktoks and smau! Guys i did the texts but i had a 10 pics limit so i couldn’t put all of them in this chapter. I’ll post them tomorrow! Also this is inspired of a work of my friend rightwheresheleftme!

Alysa Liu x fem reader

(smau edition)

Tiktok

I.

Slide one:

1. Win another Olympic, 2. Finish my studies, 3. Marry the love of my life 4. Live the life of a rich lesbian couple with her

Slide two:

“Baby, can I have a massage”?

Slide three:

1. Crack my girlfriend, 2. Win another Olympic, 3. Crack my future wife, 4. Finish my studies, 5. Letting my gf crack me, 6. Marry the love of my life, 7. Crack her, 8. Live the life of a rich lesbian couple with her, 9. Crack the love of my life

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user1 I think she wanna crack her…not sure though

user2 she got her priorities straight

user3 wuhluhwuh?

user4 y/n are you okay?

user5 mind you, she didn’t even get her massage

↳ frigouscigous she didddd y’all how could I deny her

user6 I’m so weak omg 😭

user7 uhh I don’t think that’s how it works

user8 ALYSAAAA WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUT

user9 does she also get the massage? 😭

II.

The video starts with you and Alysa sitting in a restaurant booth, menus in your hands. She had took you on a ‘just because’ date and wanted to vlog to keep memories. “What are you going to get”? She asked, peering over your shoulder. Since her face was really close to yours, she kissed your cheek lovingly. “Mhm, probably the tacos. I’ve been craving them for a while.” You close up the menu. “And you”? You turned to her. “I think the ribs. Yeah the ribs with fries.” She licked her lips. “I know something else I could eat though…” “Perv.” You scoffed. “Look guys, I got her a promise ring.” Alysa smirked, taking your hand to show it to the camera. You immediately blushed, hiding your smile. “Cost me a fortune, but anything for her.” She side-eyed you with heart eyes. “Oh please. Stop bragging to them.” You laugh, admiring the rock on your finger. “I love you.” You looked at her, leaning in. She collied her lips with yours, muttering an ‘I love you too.’ A second after, the waitress came, but you couldn’t see her on the screen. “Hi girls! What can I get for you”? She asked nicely. As she said that, you grinned mischievously at the camera. “Uhh, I’ll get the ribs with the fries on the side”, Lys started, handing the menu back. “Perfect! And what about you ma’am?” The sweet lady turned to you. You put on your most vulnerable and anxious look. “Uhh can I get— Alysa is it okay if I order something other than a salad? I haven’t had a good meal in a while”. The waitress and Alysa gasped at the same time. Your girlfriend almost choked on the water she was drinking. “I- uhh- NO!” She stuttered, a baffled look on her face. “What? Why are you restricting her diet?” The lady raised her voice, glaring at Alysa. “I’m not! I meant no as in no I never did this!” She tried to explain herself, a shocked look on her face. She looked at you pleading and furiously, silently begging for you to say the truth. “Ma’am, she’s lying!” Lys pointed at you, her cheeks heating up. “And you’re daring to accuse her?! She does look thin! Ma’am, I will get you a burger. And you better dump that girl or whatever you young people do!” She half scolded and sweet talked to you, a hopeful look in her eyes. She went away, muttering curses under her breath. “Babe?? Seriously what’s wrong with you”?! She groaned, dropping her head in her hands. You laughed loudly, breaking your character. “This is not funny!” “It is though. You should’ve seen your face.” You wheezed, almost crying for laughter. “Just- cut the video. I’m so done with you.” She sighed, her hand coming to grab her phone.”

user10 BAHAHAHAHAHA

user11 Alysa’s in utter disbelief 😭😭

user12 the way she looked at the waitress

user13 not y/n catching a stray while pranking

user14 y/n’s grin before doing the prank 😂

user15 this was premeditated 🤣😭

user16 poor Alysa. This is not a way to treat a partner. She should break up with y/n.

↳ yourusername she just finished eating me out and now is taking a fat nap on me. I think she likes it here ☺️

user17 not Alysa having 5 different facial expressions during the video

user18 THE PROMISE RING THO

user19 win for the waitress

user20 I yearn for a relationship like them

user21 I thought they were engaged for a sec

user21 y/n is stressing Alysa out 😂😂

user22 okay but cuteee

user23 I WANT MORE PRANKSSS PLS y/n!!

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↳ frigouscigous fuck no

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III.

┃ yourusername all the love in my heart for the girl made in China

Liked by alysaxliu, rio.btw and 11 066 other people

alysaxliu I was made by ivf though

〡yourusername okay, lemme just delete this post rq

〡alysaxliu NOO IM SORRY

user22 cuteeee

user23 song name? (If it’s acc a song)

〡user24 Made in Japan by Buck Owens

arianagreenblatt y’all are the cutest ❤️

〡yourusername THANKSSS ARII

IV.

〡alysaxliu guess who took my place…sigh.

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yourusername idk which one to choose sorry babe

〡alysaxliu you’re getting blocked

user25 i would’ve struggled too

user26 okay but those pics are candiddddd af

Isabeau.levito cuties also I miss youu btw

〡alysaxliu I MISS YOU TOO TWIN

user27 who took the pics

〡user28 me tf

〡user27 ????

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Alysa Liu x fem reader

tw: suggestive content and small mention of y/n, not proofread

Tiktoks you and Alysa would post…

Jacked Alysa

The clip begins with you and Alysa standing in the middle of the room. She’s wearing a short sleeved shirt, for a really obvious reason. You stood a little in front of her. A boy who’s jacked and kind. Alysa picked you up swiftly, putting you on her left shoulder. You shrieked as she lifted you up, supporting yourself with her head. She kept you up for a few seconds, lifting her other arm to flex her muscles. She didn’t look like she was struggling at all, she looked quite proud of herself. You laughed, still steadying yourself. As the video cut, she pulled you down, pecking your lips before before putting you down on the floor.

user1 when can it be my turn brooooo

user2 Alysa is so strongggg

user3 why is y/n scared of falling 😭

user4 Y/N’S COMMENT I CANTTT

user5 I knew Alysa had muscles

user6 okay Alysa 😍🔥🔥

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user7 CUTEEEEEE

user8 need someone to do this withhhh

user9 hottest couple I swear

Accidental kiss

The video starts with no one in the video, only the background could be seen (your garden). Two seconds in, you and Alysa walk towards each other, ‘accidentally’ bumping each other. You ‘pushed’ her slightly, a mad look on your face. She shoved you back, making you step back a little. As you were about to push her again, you grabbed her face instead, pulling her in for a kiss. She kissed you back hungrily, lifting you up in her arms. You pulled her closer, as if there was any more space in between you two, running your fingers through her hair. Before the video ends she pulled back, pecking your lips a last time.

user10 IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THEM TO DO THISSSSSS

user11 how is Alysa causally picking her up like she weights nothing

user12 oh to be strong like Alysa

user13 AWHWHAHAHAH

user14 did I just witness Alysa and y/n making out on camera

user15 KEEP IT PG IN HERE MISSES

user16 welp, not y/n almost falling 😭

user17 y’all are cute…im about to pull the trigger

user18 hot hot hot hot hot

user19 idk who I wanna be more

user20 I love y’all so much ❤️

Food review

The video starts with both of y’all sitting in the car, greasy fast food bags in your hands. “Hey guys! My wife and I are going to do a food review”, Alysa started with a cocky grin. “Yeah, we got the new burger at Burger King”, you held out the bag. You held in your laugh as you took the food out of its container. As Lys and you took a bite of the burger, the screen darkened. On the following clip, Lys and you are pulling each other closer, heavily making out. Your hands are tugging at her raccoon-style hair whilst hers are wrapped around your neck. 4 seconds in, the video darkened again. The last clip is you and your girlfriend panting slightly, cheeks flushed. “Mhm, not bad.” You shrugged. “Yeah I’d give it a solid 8/10.”

user21 ouhhhh a food review—😃😃

user22 are we interrupting..?

user23 this was bound to happen 😭

user24 freaksssss

user25 I’ll just come back later…

user26 I love yall

user27 who knew Alysa and y/n were so freaky?

↳ user28 everyone…

user29 I need someone to do this withhhhh

Movie night snack picking

(btw some of the candies are those that I eat idk if it’s in every country..)

The first clip kicks off with you in Alysa in the middle of a random row in a supermarket. You’re both dressed in comfy clothes, backs to each other. “Okay you’re ready?” She asked. “Yeah. 3,2,1!” You both turned around, different pack of drinks in your hands. “Ohh, we’re definitely taking yours”, you smirked, a knowing look on your face. She smiled, showing her pack of cans to the camera. Spoiled alert, it was an alcoholic beverage. “I know ball, guys.” She grinned. The second clip was the same as the first, but this time you had to pick candies. “1,2,3!” Lys counted down and you both turned around. She had gummy worms and nerds gummy clusters and you had Sour Patch and Sour straps. “Baby, we literally ate these last time. Let’s take mine.” You said. “What, no! That was like two weeks ago. Last week we got the one you wanted. Now it’s my turn to choose.” She argued. “Come on, please? I know you like them.” You pouted. “Alright, alright, just put it on the cart.” She waved you off, making you jump. “You’re the best.” You grabbed her face and kissed her cheek. She just blushed, going to press pause on the screen. In the third clip, you girls were in a different row, in the same position as like time. You counted down and turned around, gasping as you saw each other’s choice. “Guys, we took the same”, you laughed, watching Alysa’s shocked face. “We’re actually synced together guys. I guess being with her 24/7 made me go crazy- ouch!” You hissed as you pinched her arm. “Oh, shut up. I didn’t even pinch you that hard.” She pouted dramatically at the camera, rubbing her skin. Finally, the last clip. You’re both giggling, practically folding over yourselves. “Okay, 1,2,3!” As you turned around, an employee of the store appeared beside you. “Hey”! He shouted, making you both jump. “Don’t you see that it’s 11:30”?! The old man shouted. “The store closed 15 minutes ago!” She scolded. Yours and Alysa’s eyes widened. “Oh, fuck.” She cursed. “Yeah, fuck! Get out of my store.” He pointed to the exit. You quickly took the phone from the shelf and began walking out. Lys was behind you, laughing her ass off. “This is insane.” You said, baffled. “I mean, what did we expect? Going to the store at almost 11 at night.” You sighed, a laugh escaped your mouth. “No snack for this movie night then.” You shook your head. “I know a snack I could ea-” “Shut up!”

user30 BABAHAHAHAHAHA

user31 Lys’ comment bro 😭

user32 Alysa is so easy

user33 ofc she’s picking an alcoholic drink

user34 why is y/n abusive

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user35 idk why y’all are shocked at Alysa’s comment

user36 why did he just randomly came in the video 😭😭

user37 Y/N’S SNACKS WERE FIRE THO

user38 I bet they still got drunk

user39 “I could a snack I could eat” most relatable sentence in the whole video

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Alysa Liu x fem reader

tw: small use of y/n, mention of being high

Tiktoks you and Alysa would post…

We listen and we don’t judge

The video starts with you and Alysa starring at the camera, smiling. “Hi people!” You started. “So today we’re going to play we listen and we don’t judge.” Alysa finished. “I’ve got a list here.” You showed the camera your phone. “Mine’s in my head trust.” “Okay you start”, Alysa said.

“Alright. Sometimes when we’re cuddling, I pretend I have to go to the bathroom, but I don’t actually need to go. I just need to breathe properly because you always crush me.” You admitted, giggling. Alysa scoffed, looking at you baffled. “Are you serious? This is so-” “We listen and we do NOT judge”, you laughed, cutting her off. She sighed, letting it go.

“Once, you cooked me a meal and I acted like I loved it, but I didn’t. I felt bad because you spent so much time making it.” She confessed. “Alysa!” You shouted, frowning. “Why didn’t you tell me?” “We listen and we don’t judge.” She answered, shrugging her shoulders. “I’ll remember this. You know when we were at your parent’s house? And your mom’s vase broke and they all blamed you when you swore it was your little brother? I was the one who broke it.” You ended with a guilty smile. “Bro! Are you kidding? My parents made me pay like 50$ bucks!” She scoffed. “We listen and we don’t judge! I couldn’t let your parents be mad at me you know?”

“Yeah, right. Whenever you shower, I pretend to forget something in the bathroom just so I can see you naked.” She smirked, proud of her confession. “Oh my god! You’re such- she’s such a pervert guys!” You face palmed, cheeks red. “Fucking perv.” “We listen and we don’t judge.”

“Okay. When it’s my turn to cook, but I don’t want to, I pretend we don’t have the ingredients I need just so you can cook something else.” “I already knew it.” She rolled her eyes jokingly. “Okay we listen and we don’t judge. Sometimes when I’m back from practice or the gym, I pretend I’m sore just to get a massage from you.” Her lips curled up. “Well you’re lucky I love you. I’d give you one even if you don’t pretend you know?” You looked at her with love eyes. “I know I know. I just like to get babied.” She blushed.

“We listen and we don’t judge. This is the last round. “Sometimes, me and your sister call just to talk about you.” You burst into giggle, watching her shocked face. “This is so mean! Oh my gosh! Talking shit about me- what are you girls even talking about?!” “Can’t say.” You pretended to zip your mouth shut. “See guys! This is how I get treated in this relationship.” She looked down dramatically. “Oh shush, it’s not all bad. Go on, say your last confession.” “We listen and we don’t judge. When you’re working and I’m not, I watch our shows and when we watch them I fake all my reactions.” “Bro that’s so- let’s just cut the video.” You sighed as she laughed besides you.

user1 completely missed the point of this trend 😭

user2 both of them fighting for their life right now

user3 I saw I lotttt of judging

user4 not y/n talking shit about her own gf 😭😭

user5 I just know that Alysa is not getting away

user6 OK BUT THE LOOKKKKKK THEY GIVE EACH OTHER

user7 idk who I’m more jealous of

user8 the way they can’t actually stay mad at each other

red+blue= purple

pink bubblegum, lavi kou

The tiktoks start with you and Alysa, looking a little daze, both of your eyes red. And when you’re blue she stuck her tongue out, it being a navy blue colour. I’m red you stuck yours too, revealing its deep red colour. Another clip. I wanna kiss your neck and make it purple all over. You both showed your tongues, their colours being purple-ish. Just before the clip ended, she leaned in, stealing a kiss from you.

user9 ohhh they’re gone

user10 high af

user11 CUTEEEEE

user12 this is literally my dream date making out and getting high

user13 bruh that’s such a bad example

↳ user14 god forbid they’re enjoying themselves…mind you they’re adults

user15 relationship goals

user16 I just know the make out was good

Seeing if she melts into the kiss

Forever, Barbara Mason

The clip begins with you in the kitchen, dressed in pyjamas. Alysa was in the background, cooking something on the stove. You called her, asking her to stand in front of you. Once she did, you gripped her arms to raise them up. “Stay like this.” “Why?” She laughed, eyeing the camera. “Are you gonna tickle me?” She asked. “No.” You brought your hands to her face, bringing her down to a kiss. Not even two seconds later, her arms wrapped themselves around your shoulders, pulling you closer. She deepened the kiss as you smiled into it. Her hands went down your body, placing themselves on your waist. When you ran out of breath you pulled back, grinning. “What was that for?” She asked, licking her lips. “You melted so fast.” You teased. “What can I say, look at you.” She bit her lips.

user17 theyre so cute i cantttt

user18 I’m so single omg

user19 Alysa’s down baddddd

user20 melted under 2 seconds btw

user21 ALYSA COOKS??

user22 my favourite couple

user23 HAND PLACEMENT

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Hey guysss, this part is a little short ngl. I’ll probably do a part three, can you guys give me ideas for TikTok trends? It’ll help a lot. Thanks!!!

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ALYSA LIU SMUT ALPHABET WOULD BE FYEEE 🙏🏾

NSFW Alphabet (Alysa Liu x fem reader)

tw: suggestive content, lowk smut & not proofread

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Aftercare is really important for Alysa, she takes that shit seriously. She cleans you up real nicely and is a big softy for you. She worships every inch of your body

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Her favourite body parts of yours are your boobs (everyone act surprised) and your thighs. She loves to rest her head on your thighs and bury her face in between your boobs. Her favourite body part of hers is definitely her abs. She trained so hard to get them and now she loves to show them off. She especially lovessss it when you ride yourself on them.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Alysa loves your cum. It has that taste that made her addicted to it. She gets drunk off your cum and never wants to waste a single drop. She’s even greedy about it, licking your thighs and her fingers clean. She always wants more.

You moaned loudly, finally orgasming. Alysa kept her fingers trusting into you, dragging out your high. She sucked and licked everywhere, tasting your sweet juices. “Fuck baby”, she groaned, licking her lips. She removed her fingers, immediately shoving them in her mouth. Then, without warning, she licked a long stripe up your pussy. You yelped, trying to push her off. “I know baby, I just wanna clean you up.” She said, giving your cunt kitty licks.

D= Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

When you girls wake up, she always ‘accidentally’ ends up with her knee pressed on right against your pussy. She says it’s because she moves a lot during her sleep, but she just wants to have easier access to you. And she can’t get enough of the feeling of your pussy rubbing against her knee

E = Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

She’d definitely know the basics and how to make you cum, but most of her ‘skills’ she learned them with you.

F = favorite positon (this goes without saying)

Her favourite position is when you sit on her face. She loves it because she can taste all of you and plunge her tongue deep into your leaking hole while her nose bumps against your clit. At the same time, she can reach out and either grope your boobs or your ass as she pleases.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

She’s absolutely serious during the act it’s fucking DEVOTION. Butttt, sometimes she thinks it’s really fun to tease you and laugh at you when you’re desperate. Mocks you when you’re really whiney

Alysa laughed, slowing the pace of her fingers again. “What is it, baby? You want to cum?” She mocks you, watching cry out and whine. “Please, I’m sorry, I won’t do it again”, tears of pleasure and despair kept spilling out your eyes.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

She doesn’t give a flying fuck, all she wants is to eat that pussy. Same for her, as long as you can fuck her good without any problems and it’s clean, she doesn’t care. Sometimes, it really depends on the time she has. If she can, she’d definitely shave more than when she’s rushed

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

In general, she’s not the biggest hopeless romantic, but in bed? She’s another woman. She takes the time to touch you softly and practically worship your body. She kisses literally every part of you, praising and complimenting you

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

She doesn’t really masturbate because you’re always there to satisfy her needs. But when you’re away during her ovulation period, she definitely does. She fucks herself at the thought of you, moaning your name as if you were there. Sometimes, she even watches a video of you or listen to a voice message you sent her to help her finish

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

She has dacryphilia kink. She loves watching you cry out for desperation and pleasure while moaning her name. Whenever there’s a few tears beginning to roll down your cheeks, she goes faster and harder. She also has the biggest degradation kink. You cuss her out while fucking her and she’s already coming undone on your fingers

“You’re so desperate f’me”, you said, trusting your fingers in and out of her. “All sluted out for me and fucking greedy.” You continued as she moaned at your words. “You’ve already come 2 times and you still want more. Fucking whore, you’re just a whore for me.” She arched her back, cumming on your fingers.

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

Her favourite place is the bedroom. I mean, there’s a big bed and soundproof walls (they’re needed). She also likes to do it in the shower. She finds it fucking hot when you’re on your knees eating her out, the water running down both of your bodies. Although, she has a goal to fuck you in every room, every wall and every surface of the house.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

When you’re wearing a tight top and your boobs spill out of the cut. Whenever you’re mad at her and cuss her out. Also when you’re jealous. She gets turned on by the slightest thing

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

She wouldn’t actually touch you without consent. Even if you have been together for multiple years, she still asks every single time. (Consent it hottt)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

She loves receiving almost as much as she loves giving. She’d do anything to be on top of you and fuck you as you please. She’s a switch, but prefers being top. She’s really talented with her tongue and her long fingers. She makes you see stars every time.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual, etc.)

Alysa loves to take her time with you, savouring every moments of it. But when you’re really desperate she will fuck you faster. When you’re using the strap, she goes slow and deep, making you feel very inches.

Q = Quickie (their opinion on quickies, how often, etc.)

Alysa LOVES quickies. She can make you cum under 3min11 seconds (her newest record). Anytime she gets to taste your sweet cum, she will definitely take it. It usually happens when you both have to dress up for something (a date or an event) and she can’t keep her hands to herself. It also happens when she wakes up horny and has to leave for work in 30 minutes.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc)

She doesn’t really take a lot of risk, but from time to time she likes the thrill of maybe getting caught. She definitely has fucked you a few times in a dressing room or when her parents are downstairs. You haven’t been caught…yet

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Alysa has a really good stamina, she can go a good three rounds before being really spent. When she’s really needy, she barely last a few minutes and she’s always cumming. The first time it happened, she was so ashamed, she thought it was pathetic

T = Toys (do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

She doesn’t own a lot of toys, only a vibrator, a strap and a dildo. She uses mostly the vibrator, when you make her jealous and she edges you as a punishment. She also uses it to masturbate when you’re not here and she’s horny. She’d rather have her fingers fucking you and feeling you, but when she wanna tire yourself out she’s definitely using the strap or the dildo

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

She a big teaser. Especially before you cum, she’ll slow her pace a bit, smirking as you cry out. She also likes to put you in the mood just to then tell you that she’s too tired. She finds it funny (it’s not). She also remembers all of the thing you said during sex and uses them against you.

“Alysa stop!” You yelped as she pinched your side once again. She laughed, removing her hand before you could slap her. “You’re so annoying, I hate you.” “Not what you said last time.” She snickered. “Shut up!” You blushed. “You were exactly saying: fuck, Lys I love you so much, please let me cum, I beg.”

V = Volume (how loud are they, what sounds they make, etc.)

Alysa is actually not really loud. She’s more of a groaner and a loud breather than a moaned. She does whine though when she’s on the verge of orgasming

W = wild card (random headcanons about them)

She loves getting AND giving hickies. She gives them anywhere really, she just wants to mark you, I mean, you’re hers. Once, she even traced an ‘A’ with hickies on your chest. For the whole time the marks were there, she requested you to walk topless around the house just so she could see them. She loves to get them on her neck and collar bone, not even hiding them. That’s her way of telling people that she’s taken and not to come ask her out.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Under those clothes, Alysa is ripped as fuck. She works out a lot and trains hard for her sport, so she’s really fit.

Y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It really depends, honestly. Sometimes she glued to you and wants bad and other time she’s not that needy. But during ovulation period oh gosh. She has the sex drive of an horny teenage boy

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

When you really tire her out she’s out in seconds. She still naked, skin hot and sweaty. She craves your touch and your sweet words. She falls asleep literally on top of you her face buried in your neck. When she’s the one top, she tired, yes, but she wants to make sure you’re comfortable and you fall asleep first. She whispers sweet words into your ear, praising you.

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