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Run an unskippable 30-second ad at the beginning of every 911 call to better support emergency service budgets.

All you can eat pharmacies

A new trans-superhero: Wonder-if-it's-a-Woman

A smoke detector that makes sound as long as it doesn't detect smoke, and goes silent when it does.

Tag things in your queue with “queue” because it matters to people.

Reverse Breaking Bad. A show where a ruthless drug kingpin slowly becomes a mild mannered school teacher over the course of 5 seasons.

Audiobooks are great and all, but they really should make a transcript of those. That way, we could just read it.

Barack and Michelle have another kid and name it 'Thanks'

First day of High School? Wear a Nickelback T-Shirt.

Asking your mom to proofread your sexts.

Buy a bunch of fake cocaine and use it for snorting practice.

Notice that everyone is rephrasing the same shitty concept and join in.

Put your clothes in the drier first to save time.

Ask a colleague who hates you for help with your CV/Resume - they want you to leave so will give you good advice!

Weed flavour deodorant/air spray

Sign up to be an Uber driver and drive yourself around to get paid to do your usual commute!

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