:-]

Stego || all pronouns || the passage of time keeps happening to me and I don't deserve it

[teaboot]

teaboot no truffle cat is ai

NOOOOOOOOOO

[bumblebee-soup]

I have made a grave miscalculation in how much tupperware I own.

Yesterday I made cheesecake and put everything not eaten right away in a few lunch boxes in the fridge and today I've made chili sin carne and also didn't eat everything and well. uh.. hello all my mutuals I am sending you a box of chili👍

[the-professional-despiser]

[dashcon]

How big is the ball pit area going to be?

I don’t know the exact dimensions right now, okay

[mayflame15]

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

legendary scrandle pull

[roguesquirrel]

my pre-columbian miis and the art they were based on

[weepingchoir]

hey man it's me. your old friend. qing dynasty portrayal of the mexican flag.

[weepingchoir]

pollo👍

[contemptible-scoundrel]

bachibros trying to gas their manga into the upper echelons of shonen fandom via luring fujos into the community is one of my favorite moments in internet history. they were genuinely popping bottles when the first yaoi fan art dropped

[contemptible-scoundrel]

W gay people. W pervert women

[blextrophy]

[tinybed]

little baby… i’m taking u home with me

[kryptonians]

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

[blemgoid]

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

[scleroticstatue]

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

[tax--payer]

she will not be surviving my wrath

[adastrabbit]

i made your cat get hit by a lightning spell

[chimaeraundying]

a second later. naught remains.

[frogcult19]

I would dye everything green too

Inspired by this tweet

[sharkgirldick]

Licking his cunt like it's stamps.

Is that anything?

[sharkgirldick]

WAIT.

LICKING HIS CUNT LIKE STAMPS BEFORE I DELIVER MY PACKAGE TO HIS BOX.

[adastrabbit]

everyday heroes

[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[otherside-picnic]

signal boost!!!