[meatpulp]

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

[stilllifequickheart]

Giovanna Garzoni

A Bitch

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[avant-sad]

um, rude? let her enjoy her snack in peace

[fuckosexual]

scottish twitter is gonna save the world

[logarto]

call me boring and vanilla but i lov… romantic relationships built on friendships

[vivecguccibelt]

[koyla-archived-deactivated18112]

adjusting your boobs in public is a power move

[julian2006]

why do so many men speak to you like they’re giving a ted talk

[ghostguest]

I need a frame of reference here

[julian2006]

go and find the nearest man who’s read one book and talk to him

[commiegoth]

Trying to convince yourself to stop having intense paranoia abt everything like

[dramaranii]

my heart is itching for an experience and i don’t know what it is!!! what does it want!!

[avpdkaneki]

someone: do u want to go do this thing w me

me: ……………in theory

[sealmaiden2000]

why text ONE heart when you can text THREE and still have them be big! thats my motto

[jumex]

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

[curvesncurls-deactivated2017090]

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

[oureverlastingmistakes-blog]

quiet little moans while making out is the hottest thing ever

[monsieurrobot]

[yassmines]

im a personality catfish . u get to kno me and ur like oh .

[starredforest]

customer: says some rude shit to me me: says literally anything back them:

[pussysestra]

everything *turns out bad* me: