Shit Yusuke Says

a comprehensive repository of crude humor and sick burns

[maiji]

Please expand image and read in your best sarcastic Yusuke voice*

Original Makai onesie doodle

Other drawings drawn while working on this

*disclaimer: Yusuke’s words are not necessarily my opinions lol

[toyzntheattic]

Inktober Day 4: “Thank You For Waking Me Up!”

-JCB3

[newtypezaku]

[shityusukesays]

Kido: You realize how many doctors are in here?

Yusuke: Okay, then we'll just have to knock em *all* out.

[shityusukesays]

Dammit, Pu, you're like a getting-in-danger tour guide

Yusuke Urameshi, who should probably remember that Pu is the manifestation of his soul (episode 74)

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WE'RE SAVING THE PLANET! NO POP BANDS!

Yusuke Urameshi, who clearly doesn’t understand how important it is to go to Megallica’s world tour on what might be the last night before the world ends (episode 75)

[shityusukesays]

Botan: Should I even ask why Yana's in a nurse's outfit?

Yusuke: Well, yanno, playing doctor, and then one thing led to another...

[shityusukesays]

That guy with the seriously weird hair day? He's got a power called Copy. Let him touch your skull and he can mimic everything including your memories, kind of like running a credit check on you. If it turns out you're okay, we'll let you fight with us to save the world.

Yusuke Urameshi, making Murota an offer he can’t refuse (episode 72)

[shityusukesays]

I'm writing an advice book for bad guys. It's called 'Don't Piss Me Off.'

Yusuke Urameshi, about to drop the next international bestseller (episode 73)

[fartsylee]

diggin’ the 90’s aesthetics **finger guns**

[mysticalflyte]

Best English dub I’ve heard in a while I cannot

[yyhbb]

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[blacksilkenrose]

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[moaccyrk]

Some Yu Yu Hakusho doodles I did on my sketchbook that I decided to ink and post.

I’m trying to make my “manga style” less generic, but I’m still on the dark on how to achieve this, so I’m just gonna draw ‘till it looks less generic.

I think I’m on the right way here.

I’m rewatching the anime with my brother, the brazillian dub is legendarily hilarious.

[shityusukesays]

Yusuke: After all this time it's gonna feel weird not fearing for my life.

Kuwabara: Don't sweat it Urameshi, I can beat you up at school every day if that makes you feel better.

[shityusukesays]

That guy with the seriously weird hair day? He's got a power called Copy. Let him touch your skull and he can mimic everything including your memories, kind of like running a credit check on you. If it turns out you're okay, we'll let you fight with us to save the world.

Yusuke Urameshi, nailing the recruitment speech (episode 72)

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Kido: Yusuke, good news. Your friends are coming up to visit you.

Yusuke: Then clue me in; why aren't you running for your life? They're stronger *and* faster than you and they don't feel bad about breaking someone's face. I may suck at math, but I know they have four shadows and you only have two legs. And once they free me by busting out that spotlight, you'll get to know the floor!

Kido: *smug chuckle*

Yusuke: Laugh all you want! But you know that if I'd seen what kind of lame-ass power you had, there'd be no way in hell you'd of been able to trap me!

Kido: Yes, Yusuke, you would win, there's no question in my mind about that. But you see, it doesn't matter what you *would* have done because the fact, is I *did* trap you.

[shityusukesays]

I chose him because I know he's used to me pounding his face in, if nothing else. Besides, Hiei and Kurama are too smart and untrusting to just walk right into your trap. Now that still left me Botan, and if you dirtbags were low enough to take advantage of the only non-fighter, it wouldn't matter if I lost. Even if you killed me, I would come back from the dead and drop-kick your ass. So Kuwabara was the safest bet.

Yusuke Urameshi, master of deduction (episode 70)