Take a megasip, babies

Ash/Shleyy | 28 | ♏♑♓ | sometimes i'm funny on purpose

[dailycatsblog]

[maidthings]

holdin out for a wriggle... holdin out for a wriggle whos the bug of the niiight

[meatgoat]

shes gotta be strong and shes gotta be fast and shes gotta have a butt thats a light

[nonlynear]

boobs and such

[elexecution]

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

[ilovedirt]

subpoena

[virtualgirladvance]

tumblr

[earhartsease]

alcohol

[beltsquid]

war thunder forums

[lesilentreaper]

[numahachi]

[nonging]

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[porcelain-rob0t]

fwuaty-ate ounceza cawffee

[kitschyfemme]

btw if you are friends with someone and you have the kind of dynamic where you can tease each other you also need to be nice. just so we're all aware. you also have to be nice with your words on top of it. like with your words. use your words. you should tell them with your words when you like something about them. if you are scared of being too sincere or vulnerable that is not an excuse to not be nice to someone. also you should work on that. ok are we all on the same page

[theres-a-body-here]

Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

[fxdizzyie-deactivated20260219]

I had to draw it HELP

[escuerzoresucitado]

[kedreeva]

Mlem mlem mlem mlem

Dinner with a friend!

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[catchymemes]

[transmechanicus]

[dogpuppy]

[warchiefwindrunner]

isnt the world so beautiful....all the little ways we're immortal...71 million years later they still sleep like you

[trickstercarlos]

seeing trans women out in public is like warm sunlight washing over me it genuinely brightens my mood