[moldavite]

really wish some things had turned out differently

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[nomedelblog-1]

[ilikesuffering-deactivated20260]

im like a girl if she was an indoor cat

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

me whenever the stars are visible

[kratt09]

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

[kratt09]

thats not the word I meant to use

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[tim-official]

ORC FACTS

if you are up for it. having sex with one or several orcs can be a great time. try it this weekend

[testosteronetwunk]

[dogheadeds4int]

[tokyomanjihoe]

me forcing myself to do things that make me feel better

[anarchistmemedistro]

[deadinsalem]

In America, if you get caught with a tiny bag of weed, you can be sold and bought as slaves for the McDonald’s corporation

[achillesinhighheels]

[imperhius]

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[linguistanora]

“I can’t fucking do this” - I mutter for the twentieth time as I continue to fucking do it