[darkesttimelinedean]

I checked and it’s real!!!!

[defectivegembrain]

No you cannot fix your entire life at 2am. Go to bed.

[nessa007]

[solisaureus]

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

[moniquesine]

Emily Prentiss calling herself Mommy 👀 [Criminal Minds Evolution]

[thatgirlwiththememes]

I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor

[cumaeansibyl]

They are exploring under the bed! This is normal stuffed animal behavior, as they are trained to protect you from monsters and shadow creatures, so it's natural that they want to keep an eye out. Don't be sad, thank your friend for doing such a good job.

[aquilacalvitium]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[uncasualfangirl]

Chris Evans just existing :

Me: IN A FUCKING CHOKEHOLD

[s1utforfictionalcharacters]

[bluelikeanger]

Things I’m mad about today:

Abed literally has a six pack and just no one seems to notice it! Like guys!!! This boy is hot!! Recognize that!

[l0caltiredgirl]

*checks the age gap between me and my favorite actors*

also me:

[greelin]

people asking “why is there hair there?” about other people’s bodies is insane to me like. it GROWS there you fucking idiot. why else. move on

[mentally-ill-simp]

My child is fine. No your child is reading smut of fictional characters on the public transportation to work

[l0caltiredgirl]

fanfiction writers are the literal backbone of society

[jamesbuckybarns]

BROOKLYN NINE NINE 8.04 - “Balancing”

[lost-in-fictionn]

Me reading enemies to lovers fics in 2012

Me reading enemies to lovers fics in 2021

[coltre]