Neo Novus

[drackonwood]

TNT is asleep post your illegal cc entries

[interruptingkau]

The difference between spooky food and gross food is just marketing.

[neopetsoffical-deactivated20180]

The news today be like…

[shop-wizards-apprentice]

I like how every single shop in neopia manages to be sold out at the same time 

[shop-wizards-apprentice]

I wanna try making comings again for the NT but I can’t come up with anything funny…

[tax-beast]

here’s a thought that may inspire you: alien aishas basically eat garbage. the foods they eat are just so nasty but it’s their delicacies. the juxtaposition of a regular neopian finding and refusing to eat gross foods, only to have an alien aisha enjoy it with great enthusiasm has always turned my wheels.

[shop-wizards-apprentice]

Hmm I could give that a try, if I do it do you want me to say we co-produced it so we can both get credit from the NT?

[shop-wizards-apprentice]

I wanna try making comings again for the NT but I can't come up with anything funny...

[shop-wizards-apprentice]

Is anybody selling Lutari Gentleman Trousers? I couldn't find them on the shop wizard or the TP and I just don't wanna deal lmao

[chocolatescorchio]

The trading post makes me rage. Tell me how many Neopoints you want for your item and I will offer you that many. Don’t make me guess because I don’t know how much it costs. Every single one of this item is listed as “mail offers” or “lowest on TP” and I don’t even care if you’re actively trying to rip me off, just tell me a number and I’ll give you that number just to avoid having to return the to the Trading Post.

[shop-wizards-apprentice]

Unpopular Opinion

Classic Neohomes look cooler than the new ones

[snail-speed]

THEY GAVE GRUNDOS FUCKINGGGGG SHREKSAJHDKJCBNSHDBFHSFSDBJN

[shop-wizards-apprentice]

Do you ever think the moderators for caption contest submissions find like the really inappropriate ones that they technically can't pass super funny or do you think they're just so used to humor geared at 10 year olds

[krawled-away]

i have,……discovered….something about….jub jubs…..

[neomips]

So here’s the question.

If I do this

Will I get in trouble.

[neodaq]

great ideas from the suggestions board

[werekaiju]

Ah, yes. Finding Faeries in Faerieland is indeed the work of someone who is amazing.

[aishabitch]

sophie really is shrek if you think about it

[specklednegg]

pls teach me how to do the neopian stock market

[tax-beast]

Ok! I’ll teach you everything, it’s below the cut. 

Keep reading

[tax-beast]

@team-hauntedwoods (@brainsmortigan undercover) just showed me a really good resource is regards to stocks: the stock scoresheet.