Neopets, mostly.

probably not as funny as i think i am.

[raspbearystars]

Surely everyone was thinking it

[pirakeet]

Neopets Being Actively Hacked, Passwords + Emails Accessible

69Million (nice) account details current available for sale. This is an active breach, they will have access to your new password if you change it.

CHANGE ANY PASSWORD OFFSITE THAT IS THE SAME AS YOUR NEOPETS PASSWORD

Jellyneo are actively updating their article as more info is made available

[pirakeet]

There is a reddit user who has been public about their access to the backend for months now and I believe has made them aware of their personal breach. Even if not directly, this user has been posting information not available to the public for months and the access has not been revoked/breach hasn't been patched. THIS DOES NOT MEAN THIS USER IS SELLING THE INFO But it does mean that the site was, is and has always been unsafe and we have no reason to assume safety once it is claimed that the breach has been fixed. (I am clearly not using the right terminology)

[rando-posts]

It happens every year.

[naturalkillercyborg]

[fuckyeah-terrormountain]

I haven't played neopets in months because the aspects of the site I enjoyed are broken and unusable, but, the Altador Cup is coming so I've got to see how that will work in the post-flash world

[magax-destroyer]

Obviously due to this new tumblr rule, we all must move site. And we all know where to go.

[womenlovingwocky]

Do you think, in Neopia, there could be an Easter-like phenomenon of people buying Yooyus around the Altador Cup (assuming you could buy them like ordinary petpets), but releasing them once the season is over?

[jellyworldfuckingexists]

Yooyoos are very high matinence petpets, mainly because they are extremely active. They need lots if daily exercise, without it they tend to wreak havoc in homes, desperate to release that pent up energy. If kept confined for too long they can become depressed or more commonly aggressive due to boredom. This makes them unsuitable for young Neopets, and is one of the top reasons they are abandoned. The effort to educate Neopians about proper yooyoo care is started every year a month before the cup begins- tv/internet adds, posters, public events. The push to get Neopets to ‘adopt don’t shop’ is also in full swing. Fixing misconceptions about petpets and their care takes time, but every year theres always a little less abandoned yooyoos than before.

(Post-cup season would be one Toby hates. He sees way to many yooyoos abandoned or abused because hardly anyone bothers to research just what they’re getting themselves into)

[firespires]

/THROWS THE DARIGAN YOOYU INTO THE SUN

[queenkacheek]

/it comes back and hits u in the face instead

[chocolatescorchio]

Do you guys think the Slushie Slinger waitress is an employee, or is she the owner/operator of the slushie business? This makes a big difference in my headcanon.

[grobleen]

i like the idea of owner and operator, competing with and/or possibly related to this smoothie-slinging puka-shell-bracelet-wearing shopkeep

[chocolatescorchio]

Headcanon accepted. Those two are totally at least cousins, possibly even more closely related than that.

[chocolatescorchio]

Do you guys think the Slushie Slinger waitress is an employee, or is she the owner/operator of the slushie business? This makes a big difference in my headcanon.

[chocolatescorchio]

See I always assumed she was an employee too, and I was like “Damn, why don’t they hire another server or at least a busser?” But then last night she just started to remind me of some women I know who run food businesses. And I was like, what if she’s the only one you see because it’s her business, and that’s how she wants it? Like she sells a ton of slushies during the AC and doesn’t want to hire employees because that money has to last her family through the rest of the year. And she just works her ass off because that’s the only way she’s ever approached anything, is by working hard and not complaining.

She’s got her son in the back washing dishes. During the school year she does the dishes herself because his education is the most important thing to her, but since it’s summer she lets him help. He’s learning to help fix the slushie machines when they break down, too, but she mostly does all her own maintenance.

And since it’s her business and her slushies, you get what’s on offer. “Can I get half pink and half green?” “No.” You take what you get and you accept it because her slushies are miles better than the other stands.

I dunno. I just sort of like it better that way. Smash the patriarchy. Slushie Slinger waitress is her own boss, and this is her favorite time of year, getting up at 4:30 am and working till midnight to fill her coffers to tide her over for the lean times.

[chocolatescorchio]

Do you guys think the Slushie Slinger waitress is an employee, or is she the owner/operator of the slushie business? This makes a big difference in my headcanon.

[chocolatescorchio]

Ah, the yearly Altador Cup question: Will I hit all-star this year, or will I stall out at rank 2? There is no in between.

[mothra-leo]

this user’s shop has me in tears

[impstho-deactivated20180904]

What team are you joining this year ?

Altador Cup is coming, so have you guys made your choice ?

I’ve been with the Lost Desert ever since the first cup, but I might join the Darigan Citadel this year because I just love that stupid darigan gelert they have ;O;

TNT give me a Neovian AC team you cowards !!

[leafysgelerts]

I’m always Darigan Citadel and it’s literally only because of Tandrak fucking Shaye’s hot ass

[herder-of-gnorbus]

shenkuuuu!!!! i LIVE for my gnorbu captain

[christinaplaysneopets]

DARIGAN DARIGAN DARIGAN

[neostruggz]

KRAWK ISLAND !

because im aggressively loyal and I randomly joined them my first year

[gnorbuexplorers]

i’ve been on shenkuu ever since my first ac and i’m joining them again this year

[chocolatescorchio]

Shenkuu! I wavered a bit before picking them again last year, but this year I’m 100% back on board.

[chocolatescorchio]

Oh shit, it’s also come to my attention that as of two days ago, my original account is sixteen years old. I have been playing Neopets for sixteen years.

[chocolatescorchio]

It has recently come to my attention that Halloween Kaus are super cute.

[bloomaroo]

please look at my children