welome to here

glad you made it, pal.

[feelboss]

me: i’m fine

internally: *the tunnel scene from willy wonka*

[imfeelinghappiness]

Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑

Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta

Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone

Baseball Boy - addicting game where you smash a ⚾️

Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun

Color Meme - color in all dem dank memes (surprisingly relaxing)

Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗

Ball Gates - it’s surprisingly fun to navigate balls through gates

Bumper - kill them all!!!!! 😈 (i alway win)

1Q - get paid to answer simple questions 

Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit

Impossible Bottle Flip - mindlessly addicting

Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard

Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer

Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus

Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe

Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen

Twenty48 Solitaire - put your sexy math skills to the test

Tornado - be a tornado and destroy everythinggg

Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing

Pick The Gold - find the gold and diamonds!

Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports

Hole - fuck up a city muahaha

Dosh - get paid to shop

Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you still have so many years to meet so many people you never knew you could love so much

[cameronesposito]

Moments after @rheabutcher banned me from cutting butternut squash bc it’s “too dangerous.”

[solarianvulpine]

This is the “you need to boil the water for instant noodles” couple. Who’s going to volunteer and teach them how to cook safely and and efficiently?

[treacheuryouswhore]

Me, walking up to a gay couple: so which one of you tries to heat up noodles without adding water and which one of you breaks out the toolbox to slice vegetables?

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[vladtheunfollower]

[creepled]

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE:

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[rakhna]

Sharks live in salt water because pepper water would make them sneeze

[fithoneys]

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

I’m the screaming at the last second

[queerandbrown]

cuz im strong

[bassiter]

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Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver except it’s playing from your neighbor’s radio that you can hear from your back porch, which you sit out on to relax in spite of the loud buzzing from the lightbulb and the hoards of moths that flock to it on summer evenings like this.

[shope11]

stg every West Virginian has heard this exact

thing

[theinturnetexplorer]

[vampiricshadow]

THE PUPPY FELL ASLEEP 😭

[lolsofunny]

you promised these kids krabby the clown

but all i saw was

cheapy the cheapskate

[justbadpuns]

Did you know it’s far easier to convince ladies to not eat Tide Pods, but it’s harder to deter gents?

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[acoolguy]

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*