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smoothjazzdigit

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

juliathefacesofevil

we're just normal men

oddjoblin

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

karnalesbian

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

defilerwyrm

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

what did they do

What they had to do.

baccendkenagainn-deactivated202

liquidpaperfoundation1

we have got to get regular porn back on this website

ooppo

The beginning of the end for every digital artist

cannibalchicken

zluty-spendlik

geeseareassholes

creatingblackcharacters

‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ trust me, if white people know you aren't safe to be racist around, we'll notice! Your ACTIONS will speak for you!

mckitterick

rip-quizilla

chrisweedpiano

one of my favorite posts of all time

yujateaandpi

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

punkrock-bottom

Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

spicy-cannoli

YOU MEAN JOHN CARPENTER’S?????

catchymemes

the-quasar-hero

Bro, stop emmitting harmful radiation. You’re unraveling the DNA of all the hoes.

caligenathings

Bro I can't turn it off

the-quasar-hero

Bro, you gotta

caligenathings

Bro I can't, it just keeps leaking out. Help me bro I'm losing all my radiation.

the-quasar-hero

Bro, I gotchu, get in here

caligenathings

Thanks bro, I think I'm good now. Now let's go get some.

a-kind-of-merry-war

friends, if I can give you one piece of advice for those of you who are new to work, or are about to enter the workforce, especially if you have any sort of office job:

Do not work on your days off.

"But--"

DO NOT WORK ON YOUR DAYS OFF.

theprofessional-amateur

Do not work on your breaks

Do not “answer a few emails” on your vacation

Do not work off the clock

Doing this doesn’t reward you with more money or whatever. It rewards you with more work.

pigeon-girl-punk

Additionally: TAKE YOUR BREAKS P L E A S E

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

nightlifemingus

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.