Davi Gnomes

Queen of the Gnomes.

[balkansoul-deactivated20220924]

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

[ssexsophie8127]

fuck you

[ssexsophie8127]

i won

[nyadversary]

big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

[nyadversary]

update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5

[nyadversary]

i have terrible news about the economy

they raised the price of monster bang :(

[glitchgirlgasm]

Monster bang inflation 😵‍💫

[plumped-up-furrys-deactivated20]

monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺

[throatoftheworld]

Elixirs of Absence by Hisham Echafaki

[luci-lle-e]

@gigi-orosco @wildwood-faun

[i-am-the-oyster]

[desk-drawerr]

since i got a few comments about bowling alley graphics, have this whatever. ducky goes bowling.

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[circumgutter]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

The Magnanimous Airplane

[kawuli]

well, the ears dropped

[desk-drawerr]

more ducky gifs for everyone :)

[desk-drawerr]

Can I see more ducky please?

this is what you meant, right?

[gothredy]

[qillermeme]

[terriblewomanyuri]

Just to make it clear, this happened December 15, 1923. This was a man enslaved by a system that gave him pennies as pay and hundreds in debts.

He killed anywhere from two to twelve of the people who wanted to lynch him and wounded up to twenty-six other members of the lynch mob. That year, eighty-four Black people had been lynched in the state (Mississippi) he lived in.

Slavery in the USA never ended, and it sure as hell didn't end with the American Civil War.

[ificouldlookoutyoureyesiwould]

[ificouldlookoutyoureyesiwould]

[theonion]

Dazed while trying to piece together the series of bizarre yet deeply vivid images, the entire nation reportedly awoke Monday from a strange dream in which it had been watching soccer. “I wasn’t just willingly viewing it, I actually cared who won, and I was tuning in right here in the United States instead of watching it in Europe or someplace like that,” said 27-year-old Philadelphia resident Erika Sloan, one of the 340 million bewildered Americans who were kneading their foreheads in an attempt to recall the almost lifelike scenes in which they knew when Cape Verde was playing and had an opinion on whether a player was offside.

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[belvira]

She balled so hard they banned her from ballin.

[juan-republic]

Apologies for getting #deep on a silly!post but this is literally the same taste of misogyny as what fans women are facing right now, women have always been policed for excelling and trans women even more so

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[ruinedchildhood]

[suzybishops]

[blackpyrefly]

i was looking for a different tweet from him and i got oneshot by this