thanks tumblr

Tumblr has never replied to my support tickets about my account

[logarto]

how do i get a sfw sasuke big enough to oblitherate my entire dashboard

[shock]

[betasunkern]

why did they have to specify sfw

[logarto]

ITS A REFERENCE

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

Mobile Users experience a long boi

[queersona]

do you love the color of the sasuke

[laughconfetti]

@solo-un-joto

[mikedugans]

[couchnap]

I can’t get over how much I love that there’s just a universally agreed upon strategy among the X-men that is just “throw wolverine at the thing”

[kasaron]

I mean, he’s unkillable and made of knives.

That’s basically projectile fodder. 

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[trilllizard666]

one overlooked aspect to the Fastball Special in regards to Just Throwing Wolverine At The Damn Thing isn’t just that Wolverine got claws from his hands but also that he’s HEAVY with the Adamantium inside him putting him at 300 lbs

[swan2swan]

I refuse to let this post exist without the She-Hulk moment

[firebirdeternal]

Yeet the immortal metal bone knife man at your problems.

just fucking hurl him.

[quaadude]

How many people have complimented his ass when they chuck him like a shotput

[mikedugans]

[couchnap]

I can’t get over how much I love that there’s just a universally agreed upon strategy among the X-men that is just “throw wolverine at the thing”

[kasaron]

I mean, he’s unkillable and made of knives.

That’s basically projectile fodder. 

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[trilllizard666]

one overlooked aspect to the Fastball Special in regards to Just Throwing Wolverine At The Damn Thing isn’t just that Wolverine got claws from his hands but also that he’s HEAVY with the Adamantium inside him putting him at 300 lbs

[swan2swan]

I refuse to let this post exist without the She-Hulk moment

[firebirdeternal]

Yeet the immortal metal bone knife man at your problems.

just fucking hurl him.

[quaadude]

How many people have complimented his ass when they chuck him like a shotput

[whiskeycrutch]

Power move of the century.

[kelssiel]

i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail

[sjowgren-deactivated20240728]

trial speedrun

[stinson-png-deactivated20210103]

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

[bairnsidhe]

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

[chaosinacoffeecup]

I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.

[therobotmonster]

“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date. 

[foinah]

- Sovereign - by Fiona Hsieh ( @fionahsieh​ / twitter )

[hundondestiny]

Can these directors please learn to use dark palettes without making all the details in the shots imperceiveable? I can’t fucking see!!!

[vivaciousarcanist]

the characters: go into a darker room me:

[hundondestiny]

this is by far the funniest thing tht could have been added to this post

[electronictragedy]

More like

[graham-folger]

I fixed it

[hundondestiny]

incredible

[crimsonnskiess]

There we go.

[mothpile]

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

[isa-ghost]

God fucking damn it

[trumpetsharkcomics-deactivated2]

tfw you forget your boyfriend is actually a werewolf and the full moon happens 🌝

Inktober Day #14: Clock was originally published on Blog

[witchgays]

u can be nb and still call yourself boyfriend/girlfriend or still like being called boy/girl/any gendered term because guess what???? gender is fake and so is language and that’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth

[chirenblog]

Burrito

[aghostlydragon]

CURRENTLY AT 9 SLOTS NOW! DM me to snag a slot!

[nyctosaurid]

i don’t remember anything about warrior cats but do you know how fucked up it’d be if you were out hiking and you came across like 300 feral cats pulling some game of thrones shit. reenacting the cat civil war. there’s blood and dead cats everywhere. they see you and just all bolt in opposite directions because they’re cats

do you know how fucked up that would be

[catchymemes]

[angrywall]

[wingkink]

[laughconfetti]

the world of warcraft tip… gets ignored

[toffi-fi]

leaders

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:

[sprimpfriedrice]

me, an ancient greek, knowing that some thot is about to send hera on another murderous rampage

[lil-lit-bit]

Me knowing the baby zeus just put in her is gonna have a hellish life because she got thotty with Hera’s man

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’m a dude, LMAO. :p

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

It has come to my attention in the notes that Zeus’ monster thundercock would probably still get me pregnant anyway, and you know what? You’re absolutely right! Me, going to Mount Olympus to pick up my alimony checks from Hera, cause Zeus is out being a thot with someone else after I moved on to some cute, horny Satyr:

[ike-loves-men]

Hera smiting you as soon as you appear there:

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:

[sprimpfriedrice]

me, an ancient greek, knowing that some thot is about to send hera on another murderous rampage

[lil-lit-bit]

Me knowing the baby zeus just put in her is gonna have a hellish life because she got thotty with Hera’s man

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’m a dude, LMAO. :p

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

It has come to my attention in the notes that Zeus’ monster thundercock would probably still get me pregnant anyway, and you know what? You’re absolutely right! Me, going to Mount Olympus to pick up my alimony checks from Hera, cause Zeus is out being a thot with someone else after I moved on to some cute, horny Satyr:

[ike-loves-men]

Hera smiting you as soon as you appear there:

[insomniac-arrest]

getting over the fear of being bad is so fucking hard… like, it’s literally a super power if you can start something and say ‘it doesn’t matter if it’s bad, it just matters that it exists’

‘bad’ is so terrifying, ‘bad’ is wrecking, and the ability to apply self-compassion to things deemed ‘bad’ is beyond amazing, to understand not everything in life will be ‘good’ and that’s okay

essays, art, novels, school, relationships, anyone out there starting things when they are terrified of the arbitrary metric of the result… I am so fucking proud of you, you are so brave and strong

keep starting new things, even if ‘bad’ is a possibility