Offical

[short-offical]

By means I do not wish to disclose I have grown to the size of 1 centimetre, if this continues I might have to change my username

[short-offical]

My doctor recently told me that they were very concerned with my size and that I haven’t grown in a while.

I don’t think my doctor likes short people

[evilpineapple-offical]

dw I get it

[short-offical]

I never expected this… That an evil pineapple would relate to me

[evilpineapple-offical]

Well I’m short too so…

[short-offical]

A fellow shortie! I’ve found one at long last

[short-offical]

My doctor recently told me that they were very concerned with my size and that I haven’t grown in a while.

I don’t think my doctor likes short people

[evilpineapple-offical]

dw I get it

[short-offical]

I never expected this… That an evil pineapple would relate to me

[short-offical]

My doctor recently told me that they were very concerned with my size and that I haven’t grown in a while.

I don’t think my doctor likes short people

[short-offical]

Funfact: I once tried to go on a roller coaster but couldn’t get on because I didn’t meet the height requirement. WE NEED MORE SHORT ACCESSIBLE ATTRACTIONS!

[short-offical]

GUYS I FELL INTO A PUDDLE BUT I FINALLY GOT OUT (BIT LOST BUT I’LL GET HOME RIGHT…)

[tall-offical]

Sorry I wasn’t posting a lot lately. I had too many exams at tall academy. Tallness is such a hard subject.

[short-offical]

Omg same but I’m at short academy and the shortness games are starting soon

[short-offical]

Update: My team won the shortness games

[tall-offical]

OMG yaaay. We also won the tallness game but that was a long time ago.

[short-offical]

Congrats my fellow height student

[tall-offical]

Sorry I wasn’t posting a lot lately. I had too many exams at tall academy. Tallness is such a hard subject.

[short-offical]

Omg same but I’m at short academy and the shortness games are starting soon

[short-offical]

Update: My team won the shortness games

[garlic-bread-cult-offical]

Hey you! Yes you! I'm trying to map out the officalverse/tumblr family tree! (this is going to take forever) if you have a link or some form of list of your family tree members, please comment or reblog with it so I can add it to the map I already have! Also please reblog this with other officals and/or members of your family tree if possible so I can add them!

@hunger-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @onion-opinions-offical @garlic-bread-offical @no-one-offical @grandpa-offical @john-doe-offical

[truth-offical]

I do not have any familial relations as of right now. However, my best friend is @liar-offical.

[short-offical]

NO I SHIP WE MUST GET @liar-offical WITH @truth-offical

[tall-offical]

Sorry I wasn’t posting a lot lately. I had too many exams at tall academy. Tallness is such a hard subject.

[short-offical]

Omg same but I’m at short academy and the shortness games are starting soon

[short-offical]

Well since everyone has been shipping me with @tall-offical I’m going to say this…

I SHIP @truth-offical WITH @liar-offical

[tall-offical]

I’m so sad bc Im not taller than my parents :( But I’m still growing so hopefully I will

[short-offical]

:0 same my parents are shorter than me

[short-offical]

i drew fanart of you and @tall-offical

Hmmm I don’t think you put me small enough

[onion-opinions-offical]

I also wanted to do a rendition of this!!

[short-offical]

I think you managed to put me small enough well done

[liar-offical]

I like totally hate will wood and the tapeworms it’s just like so gross

@tall-offical @truth-offical @short-offical

[short-offical]

Hmm u sure…

I love AViVA and Neoni and the song they made in a collab

@ririwithrice @rain-offical @pluto-offical @amnesia-offical

(all the mutuals I can think of)

[short-offical]

shoe size?

I don’t actually know as I’ve never found a shoe that fits I hand make everything I wear :)

[liar-offical]

Guys there is like no romantic tension bet @short-offical and @tall-offical their friendship is like totally platonic!

[short-offical]

What are you talking about…

[liar-offical]

tell a truth right now please

-new @lie-detector-offical

Totally, I like always say the truth

[lie-detector-offical]

lie

[liar-offical]

it’s totally not a lie silly,just ask @gaslight-offical, like the most trusted source ever

[gaslight-offical]

Why would they even lie about that? Some lie detector you are.

[lie-detector-offical]

oh okay, w- well i was just taking context clues from their username, b- but i guess that doesnt mean they're a habitual liar...

[gaslight-offical]

Just remember not to assume things, okay? :D

[liar-offical]

Like I never lie

[short-offical]

You sure about that didn’t you once say that @tall-offical was shorter than me