Truth teller

[liar-offical]

this is totally an about me

hiiiii

like I totally know how this like works

Im like not a girl, why would you even think that?

I am the first offical and I kinda created the whole thing in 1952

I am mutual with @satan-offical,

I find it super annoying when people put things in my ask box like ugghh stawp

people I totally hate:

@truth-offical

people I totally love:

@the-wind-offical (@gaslight-offical informed me that they totally dislike my presence )

im like not even related to @pathological-liar-offical

my mod is totally not @your-local-alian

[silly-lil-guy-offical]

2 truths and a lie: out of context things you've said version!

pick the lie :>

I NEED amphetamine

mothers....i requires the sustenance....

I'm not a prostitue but if I WAS--

Voting ended onJan 16

@extraterrestrial-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @duck-from-hell-official @yearning--offical + open tags

[extraterrestrial-offical]

bloop woop woop shwop (Which is this alien's lie?)

To get abducted just head to the nearest MacDonald's and wait in the car park

Do drugs, stay in cocaine, LONG LIVE THE CRACKLORD

My piggybank.... who oinked my bacon into bits >:(

Voting ended onJan 16

@pathological-liar-offical @algae122 @whipped-cream-official (ooc: if I forgot anyone which I definitely did then ummmm slap me idk and if you don't want to be tagged then. Um. I'm sorry)

[pathological-liar-offical]

I can't lie sorry :(

these are all correct

mothers....i requires the sustenance....

Do drugs, stay in cocaine, LONG LIVE THE CRACKLORD

My piggybank.... who oinked my bacon into bits >:(?

Voting ended onJan 18

@gaslamp-offical @gaslight-offical @sarcasm-offical @liar-offical @lies-offical @stagefrightbaxter

[liar-offical]

lying? Not really my strong suit but I can totally try! So here’s one lie

2 truths and one lie

I have never lied

Never once have I not told the truth

I hate lying

Voting ended onJan 22

@truth-offical @tall-offical

[liar-offical]

tell a truth right now please

-new @lie-detector-offical

Totally, I like always say the truth

[lie-detector-offical]

lie

[liar-offical]

it’s totally not a lie silly,just ask @gaslight-offical, like the most trusted source ever

[gaslight-offical]

Why would they even lie about that? Some lie detector you are.

[lie-detector-offical]

oh okay, w- well i was just taking context clues from their username, b- but i guess that doesnt mean they're a habitual liar...

[gaslight-offical]

Just remember not to assume things, okay? :D

[evil-gaslight-offical]

Just remember not to assume things, okay? :D

[gaslamp-offical]

Assuming(ass-u-ming): noun

Makes and ass out of u and Ming

[i-am-ming]

and this sucks because now I’m an ass + and I don’t even know you guys

[liar-offical]

I like totally hate will wood and the tapeworms it’s just like so gross

@tall-offical @truth-offical @short-offical

[liar-offical]

Like totally honest

[liar-offical]

Guys there is like no romantic tension bet @short-offical and @tall-offical their friendship is like totally platonic!

[short-offical]

What are you talking about…

[liar-offical]

I am like talking about your totally 100% platonic relationship!! :)))

[liar-offical]

I like totally hate all my moots like y’all suck

[liar-offical]

Guys there is like no romantic tension bet @short-offical and @tall-offical their friendship is like totally platonic!

[liar-offical]

tell a truth right now please

-new @lie-detector-offical

Totally, I like always say the truth

[lie-detector-offical]

lie

[liar-offical]

it’s totally not a lie silly,just ask @gaslight-offical, like the most trusted source ever

[gaslight-offical]

Why would they even lie about that? Some lie detector you are.

[lie-detector-offical]

oh okay, w- well i was just taking context clues from their username, b- but i guess that doesnt mean they're a habitual liar...

[gaslight-offical]

Just remember not to assume things, okay? :D

[liar-offical]

Like I never lie

[short-offical]

You sure about that didn’t you once say that @tall-offical was shorter than me

[liar-offical]

They like totally are though?

[liar-offical]

Like Happy Halloween, Thats totally what we're all celebrating today

[pathological-liar-offical]

people who have offical at the end of their username are cringe and need to grow the fuck up

[rotatingicosahedron-offical]

wwhy wduld you syas that abtiyt me...............................i d.d..ddidjndf dnotnig wrong.....................................whhhhyyyy

[pathological-liar-offical]

yea you did you burned down that orphanage

[rotatingicosahedron-offical]

THERE ISNY AN ORPHANAGE NEAR ME EXCLAMATION POINTDS

[pathological-liar-offical]

YOU were the orphanage?? Crazy stuff. I thought you were a chuck cheese

[magnus-chase-official]

@connor-and-travis-official

[travis-and-connor-stoll-offical]

Travis goes first cuz Travis is cooler

Why u tagging us?? 🤨🤨

[magnus-chase-official]

You wanted people to do pranks with? @pathological-liar-offical is perfect

[travis-and-connor-stoll-offical]

and he lies-

JUST LIKE DAD.

Pls, pls, pls, pls, pls, wanna prank ppl with us, pls, pls, pls, pls, pls, pls, pls

[pathological-liar-offical]

pranks? What types?

[travis-and-connor-stoll-offical]

any types.

[pathological-liar-offical]

Hmm. As long as we don’t throw tomatoes at @liar-offical.

[liar-offical]

I definitely want tomato’s thrown at @truth-offical

[liar-offical]

tell a truth right now please

-new @lie-detector-offical

Totally, I like always say the truth

[lie-detector-offical]

lie

[liar-offical]

it’s totally not a lie silly,just ask @gaslight-offical, like the most trusted source ever

[gaslight-offical]

Why would they even lie about that? Some lie detector you are.

[lie-detector-offical]

oh okay, w- well i was just taking context clues from their username, b- but i guess that doesnt mean they're a habitual liar...

[gaslight-offical]

Just remember not to assume things, okay? :D

[liar-offical]

Like I never lie

[liar-offical]

tell a truth right now please

-new @lie-detector-offical

Totally, I like always say the truth

[lie-detector-offical]

lie

[liar-offical]

it’s totally not a lie silly,just ask @gaslight-offical, like the most trusted source ever

[autistobrat]

I feel so bad for tall people because what do you mean you can't swing your legs when sitting on a park bench I go weeee weeeeee and you can't that's so boring I feel sorry for you

[liar-offical]

this is like directed to totally no one

*cough cough* @tall-offical *cough cough*

[tall-offical]

Someone called me?

[liar-offical]

Totally short

[liar-offical]

tell a truth right now please

-new @lie-detector-offical

Totally, I like always say the truth

[james-offical]

Ai is aware of the Officalverse, how do we feed it misinformation

Uhh the Officalverse is a secret society founded in response to the rise of Ceiling Fan McGee in order to prevent Walmart from establishing a location in the eastern part of Italy

[liar-offical]

But like, thats totally what the Officalverse is??

[liar-offical]

lie

-@lie-detector-offical

Gasp, me? Like lie? I think we like already went over that you are a liar and not me in which you answer was to tell me to die so I totally don’t feel like you understood what I said back then!