Garlic Bread Cult

A cult dedicated to sharing garlic bread and world domination This Blog is run by a minor. Join our discord! https://discord.gg/z8YdU3C43z

[garlic-bread-cult-offical]

Intro to The Cult:

Hello, I'm the leader of the garlic bread cult.

I use any pronouns!

Mod is a minor.

We are a non-religious cult (Meaning you can join regardless of your religion or lack there of) focusing on sharing the joy and enjoyment of garlic bread!

Most of our members are ace or acespec, though it is not a requirement.

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/3P3kw5xRNQ :)

Family:

Father: @hunger-offical

Cousin: @onion-opinions-offical

Cool Gay Aunt: @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

Daycare services information:

After @grandpa-offical dropped off some grandkids in exchange for garlic bread, we have opened a daycare service. All children will be properly cared for.

@john-doe-offical is our master of daycare services, and will likely be assisting with any daycare matters. He also has access to all of the cult's unlimited supply of garlic bread.

Join us, enjoy garlic bread, and we're very sorry if you're allergic

You will get banned if you're: racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, p3do, NSFW, scammer, etc.

[hpdamechan]

wtf my discord updated and everything is square. turn it back. is it like this for anyone else?

[garlic-bread-cult-offical]

Yep it's weird

[garlic-bread-cult-offical]

i don't like garlic, garlic bread, and tolerate bread

Perhaps a different cult would be better for you then, apologies

[zeta-finnish]

and i'm ace.

[garlic-bread-cult-offical]

I'm adding an a to your title you are also agarlicbread

[garlic-bread-cult-offical]

i don't like garlic, garlic bread, and tolerate bread

Perhaps a different cult would be better for you then, apologies

[dying-pen-offical]

I could genuinely eat a plate of like...four slices of garlic bread right now. Hell, maybe eight.

[thevoices-official]

@garlic-bread-cult-offical

[garlic-bread-cult-offical]

Do it

[garlic-bread-cult-offical]

One of the funnier things about having family in rural Canada is learning that their kids play "US American" and this involves phrases like "rootin tootin' howdy y'all" while holding nerf guns and American footballs and wearing baseball caps, pronouncing the letter "z" as "zee" as opposed to "zed" etc.

Like no we should not be dressing up as other people's cultures for Halloween and stuff but I'd say this is a reasonable exception.

It's also always a little funny to me how much guns get treated as almost fictional weaponry over there because I've been asked "have you shot a gun?" In the same tone an American child might ask a random Goth person if they have a magic wand.

[garlic-bread-cult-offical]

Are you aware that the aces love your dearly?

That is to say, I.

Platonically, of course.

I must produce more of you to consume soon.

Huzzah!

Yes I have become quite popular among the collective of the ace, the more garlic bread, the better! Huzzah!

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

Grace: Do you think you can add spice to the MeBurgers? I’m a hot sauce kinda guy.

Rocky: What is spice question?

Grace: It’s when humans eat something that burns our mouths because it evolves to be painful to stop animals from eating it, but we like the flavor of pain.

Rocky: ……….there is something wrong with your entire species statement.

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

Rocky: *tries to sneak back into the house early in the morning*

Adrian, turning around on a spinning chair to face the door: Rocky want tell Adrian where been all night question?

Rocky: Rocky…Rocky with Grace all night.

Grace, turning around on another spinning chair: Want to try again?

Rocky:

Rocky: Well 🎵🎶🎶.

[wolfie180g]

Grace's chair spins too far and he has to scootch it back to face Rocky again

[ru1n3r]

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Thanks for the tag :D

This is accurate

Tags: @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant , @iknowtoomanygreekmyths , @hisowntruly , @queen-of-chaos-offical, @somesharkguy open tags beyond

[queen-of-chaos-offical]

Thank U for the tag ⊂(^(工)^)⊃

Meh, could've been better.

Btw i wanna share this BEAUTIFUL fanart of Howl:

Anywho

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[garlic-bread-cult-offical]

Oh look a tag game yippee!

Uhhh

Huh

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[snail-offical]

can someone please make a machine able to pull headaches out of peoples heads that also gives them a little trinket made out of the headache

[i-am-a-fish]

draw your OC comfy cozy as hell

[grapefruit-offical]

I hate pineapple....

[evilpineapple-offical]

<:0

[grapefruit-offical]

>:(

[evilpineapple-offical]

What did I do? :(

[grapefruit-offical]

you ddont taste very good

[garlic-bread-cult-offical]

Why are two of my favorite fruits fighting :(

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[plasmalink]

Pronoun roles on discord servers aren't a bad idea, but there is the fun implication that you can ping an entire pronoun set.

Hey I got a problem with something, this is an all they/thems on deck situation

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What is going on??

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Heresy.

[heresylog]

Rating: Not Cute

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Snating: snot snute

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Yeah sure I'll reblog that

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woah mama

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[garlic-bread-cult-offical]

Hello and yes this is the real no-one-offical