Im tall

[tall-offical]

Apparently people want to bring back 2016 but I think we should bring back 2022. Not because I hit my growth spurt or anything that year. You know, I was always tall.

It’s not like I was short in 2016. Of course not

[tall-offical]

Sorry I wasn’t posting a lot lately. I had too many exams at tall academy. Tallness is such a hard subject.

[short-offical]

Omg same but I’m at short academy and the shortness games are starting soon

[short-offical]

Update: My team won the shortness games

[tall-offical]

OMG yaaay. We also won the tallness game but that was a long time ago.

[tall-offical]

hello fellow tall person!

Hello! Question I don’t see the tallness in you. Where is it?

[tall-offical]

How tall are you? I need to know to put you in my dictionary

Very

[tall-offical]

short🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Even shorter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[tall-offical]

I'm 13 feet tall, how does that make you feel

Taller than you

[short-offical]

Well since everyone has been shipping me with @tall-offical I’m going to say this…

I SHIP @truth-offical WITH @liar-offical

[tall-offical]

Well as the taller and smarter person I agree with @short-offical

[short-offical]

Well since everyone has been shipping me with @tall-offical I’m going to say this…

I SHIP @truth-offical WITH @liar-offical

[short-offical]

Bet no one can find someone shorter than me

[tall-offical]

Bet no one can find someone taller than me

[tall-offical]

Sorry I wasn’t posting a lot lately. I had too many exams at tall academy. Tallness is such a hard subject.

[tall-offical]

Hows the centrifugal force due to the rotation of the earth up there?

light bc I’m used to it. I’ve always been tall even as a baby. After a few years you don’t feel it anymore

[tall-offical]

How is it to get oxygen up there

U have oxygen? I’m too high up to experience that. I use other chemicals to breath

[tall-offical]

I’m so sad bc Im not taller than my parents :( But I’m still growing so hopefully I will

[tall-offical]

yk what? you're short

I know right and ur really tiny

[short-offical]

drink more milk 🥛

Hmm I haven’t tried that… HEY @tall-offical DO YOU HAVE SOME MILK SINCE UR SO TALL?!!!

@tall-offical

[tall-offical]

WHAT???? MILK?

yeah sure fresh batch from the cow

What u didn’t want 500L? That’s what I usually take

[autistobrat]

I feel so bad for tall people because what do you mean you can't swing your legs when sitting on a park bench I go weeee weeeeee and you can't that's so boring I feel sorry for you

[liar-offical]

this is like directed to totally no one

*cough cough* @tall-offical *cough cough*

[tall-offical]

Someone called me?

[autistobrat]

I feel so bad for tall people because what do you mean you can't swing your legs when sitting on a park bench I go weeee weeeeee and you can't that's so boring I feel sorry for you

[liar-offical]

this is like directed to totally no one

*cough cough* @tall-offical *cough cough*