Beast Council

Adult | Reblog blog

[onemilliondraculas]

I’m actually remarkably chill considering I’m consistently under the spells of many wizards

[calicotisane]

Let's all be annoying as fuck today

[bezakonik-deactivated20210314]

i don't get anon hate simply because everyone loves me and im their favourite. this is true

[fairycosmos]

ages 0-10: grow low quality organs

ages 10-30: in the labyrinth

30+: eating music and drinking songs

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

If tumblr goes down Just close your eyes and find me

[shortcakedoggie-reblog]

when your computer dies you also die in real life

[millenianthemums]

many people will tell you that taking testosterone will turn you into a scary horny fat hairy wolfman. what they don’t tell you is that being a scary horny fat hairy wolfman fucking whips ass and you’ll love it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

genuinely what im up to on tumblr these days

[bobbole]

Yevgeny Charushin, Snow Leopard

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[wah-station]

i put a hex on you tumblr. 100 years of paraphile tranny filth. i curse your url. i curse your ip. you will never be profitable. 100 years fat tranny CNC intox fantasies. you can scrub us all you want but you will never be clean enough for the investors. 100 years tranny therian piss. 100 years tranny jailbait knifeplay. you will never live to see your domain sanctified. i hex you tumblr. die with me. die with me.

[ceruleanheaven]

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[yay-bunnies-world]

people say harebrained is an insult but. ! have you considered the hare is actually doing a reallu really good job atbeing your brain ?

[carnivaldemiurge]

Something like this?

[yay-bunnies-world]

thats right