Beast Council

Adult | Reblog blog

[onemilliondraculas]

I’m actually remarkably chill considering I’m consistently under the spells of many wizards

[andreablog2]

I’m at the Cheesecake Factory and our server is a total lgbt tweaker. I am going to tip cash .

[mrsterlingeverything]

I miss my fucking something so bad

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[akashicrecord]

Ok I finished my bojangles chicken sandwich i would like to smoke bong resin and get my dick sucked now

[slugbo]

no man you’re just trying to get me drunk so that i give you my divine powers

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

[writers-bane]

The thing is, writing is not just putting the Character in a situation. It's also putting myself, the writer, in a situation (having to write)

[thisisdogs]

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good

[capacity2]

Anyone that “feels good” is brain damaged. Or it’s a dog whistle for I’m evil I’m in the league of evil

[kosmogrl]

I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first

[ihatebisexualmen2]

Too pretentious to jerk off Tried to engage in my sexual fantasy but the narrative was to unrealistic and the dialogue was out of characterAnd trite

[dreaminterlude]

we’re never making it out of the labyrinth

[girlmostlikely]

You literally have to just get over yourself every day

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[hphatecraft]

The problem with long term isolation is you become insane and weird and unpalatable and unrelatable and it's seemingly impossible to ever forge meaningful connections with people ever again

[threedollarsdotcom]

i keep waking up in my bed which is crazy cuz i swear i died last nightr