Pretzels Still The Same

If ya need me, I’ll be in the bubba baff || Formerly welpyeah/pretzelsisthesame

[ivebeensetonfire]

[hsr-paths]

Finality

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I have not been here in 50 years and don’t remember how anything works

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I am back again and still very lost

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I have not been here in 50 years and don’t remember how anything works

[birdoflastsummer]

the end of The Big Short isn’t fucking around

[zacefronsbf]

[uncredited-protagonist]

You will never see a hotter man…. never

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TWITTER IS DOWN AG A I N

[electronicdelusionstarlight]

Harry Potter had a crush on Cho specifically because she was good at Quidditch, and could go toe to toe with him as a seeker. Harry Potter started developing feelings for Ginny after she joined the Quidditch Team, and their first kiss happen as a celebration of winning a important match for the house cup, and she will later become a freaking professional quidditch player.

Harry Potter is into jocks. Harry Potter is into jocks that, specifically, could kick his ass at his favorite sport.

I feel like this is an important thing to know about the guy.

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

(jk rowling voice) harry gets pegged

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Welp. Twitter is down. How’s it going guys

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Tf goin on

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Aaaaand we’re back. Bye, see y’all in six months or something.

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Welp. Twitter is down. How’s it going guys

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Tf goin on

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Welp. Twitter is down. How’s it going guys

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Guess who’s back with a brand new Etsy shop :D

Gay shit incoming, follow @asyouarecrafts on all the socials and whatnot

[miiriya]

[hurdjewsis]

deadass not even casually like them lmao

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Would it be too out of pocket to text someone ‘I miss you today and also I want to have your baby’

[astrangetypeofchemistry]

y’all scream about supporting bi girls right up until they date men

[blackberryshawty]

There’s a scene in us where Winston duke is like spread out on the bed in nothing but underwear and a sweatshirt and glasses and like my breath became shallow and the grip I had on my wine glass became more firm

[lesbian-toddhoward]

leon kennedy running away from mr x

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Hey, y’all

Fuck R. Kelly