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SOMERSET - A local family is catching heat after throwing a birthday bash for their daughter last weekend featuring a piñata shaped like a police officer. The party, held at a public park, was going smoothly until the kids lined up to take swings at “Officer Snickers,” a papier-mâché patrolman stuffed with candy and what appeared to be citations for bad attitudes. “We just thought it was funny,” said the girl’s father, Randy Gillis, a lifelong Democrat. “She wanted a piñata and said ‘make it someone with authority.’ I blame Paw Patrol.”

I see nothing wrong with this.

nattobees

YOU CAN'T JUST CUT OFF THE LAST LINE.

"...The family insists it was all in fun, and that next year's party will feature a less controversial theme- like an ICE officer."

atomheart-brother-deactivated20

Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

depsidase

becherdireinen

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

shangheists

well if you close your eyes

ghost-cassette

No good. It almost feels like nothing changed at all

balrogballs

What’s your core memory of watching the Lord of the Rings films for the first time because I will never forget how my extremely South Asian dad — during the emotionally climatic scene where Arwen is riding to the Havens and sees a vision of her son — paused, pointed, and said “Mashallah, Sister Arwen has accepted the hijab, alhamdulillah, praise be to god” and giggled for a good five minutes 😭

last time i shared this in a uni tolkien club someone called him a misogynistic fundamentalist because irl tolkien clubs are fucking deranged so please let me clarify that he was, in fact, joking.

megafaunatic

gay people house meshi

gentl3manly-deactivated20240712

DONT STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE! DONT STOP TAKING ABOUT GAZA!

DONT LET THEM MAKE YOU FORGET!!

doyouknowwhatimeme

shakertwelve

family gathering. playing monopoly. getting close to the end. 12 year old turns to 8 year old brother and says it’s time to become esteemed colleagues. i say what? he says esteemed colleagues. they merge their money and assets and beat me at monopoly

thetimetravellercat

socialistexan

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

punished-venom-solitair-e

reblog to disturb jk rowling

mother-i-crave-rwrb

i will always take the chance to disturb jk rowling

samlikesbooks

disturb jk rowling

evil-gay-person-inactive

currently disturbing jk rowling

wumblr

i hope they find a stupid tiny fish or something on mars and make mining illegal, just like the devil’s hole in california

these endangered bastards and their bathtub-sized habitat (just the surface shelf of a giant cave structure thanks) singlehandedly pissed off SO many businessmen lol

deskgirl

@wannakissrobits How dare you hide this in the tags!

memewhore

decellie03

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

dripped-in-my-pearls

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

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gothjeffskinner

They actually made a formal set of guidelines for practice practice aboard ISS when the first Malaysian astronaut got to go to space!

clloudland

not to be a hater but if I hear anyone mention harry styles and mick jagger in the same breath ever again i am going to start shooting at random

clloudland

STOP THIS IS SO FUNNY

valtsv

the lord of the rings is a great work of literature and film for a lot of reasons but one of them is that it understands the importance of having a little treat

valtsv

there are multiple scenes in both the books and films where the characters stop everything they're doing to have a bite to eat because this is an necessary part of their hero's journey

valtsv

frodo wouldn't have lost his will to live if mordor had a gas station