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emeraldcas

izzy hands short king mama ayy! [youtube]

#pathetic little angry chihuahua #izzy hands #fancam

ren-nolasco

The men in Edward Teach’s life.

#actually this is amazing omg

inelegant-artist

I'm so close to getting them done, their hair will be the death of me!!

If anyone would be interested in buying a bust when these are fully done, I'm thinking of making copies! :) Let me know

#oh my god??? whag the fuck??? that’s so cool

ajjiwannabeyourdog2

imagine you’re me. young. supposed to be living the best years of your life. you pick up the tv show. you’re like, i heard this was gay and i like historical comedies/as a north carolinian i’m classically conditioned to respond to blackbeard lore so let’s give it a shot. you start losing coherence around the time taika waititi shows up in leather pants and a couple months later youre posting about how you think the widely maligned main antagonist should gag so hard whilst sucking dick that he throws up

#this tracks

beansprean

[ID: Izzy Hands standing with his hands on his hips, scowling but looking faintly pleased. On his right arm is a rope tattoo that coils around his bicep and turns into a hissing snake on his forearm. He is wearing one glove, leather pants, and a black tee shirt that says “Daddy’s Bastard Very Strong. /end ID]

For @ambidextrous-space-samurai based on @weenie-kun’s iconic post

beansprean

[ID: mini comic of Lucius and Pete from our flag means death on a white background. 1. Lucius doodling in Stede’s journal while Pete leans his head on his shoulder, eyes closed. Smirking absently, Lucius asks, “would you still love me if I was a worm?” Pete, smiling, immediately responds “babe, I would love you MORE.” 2. Lucius turns to look at Pete with a seriously confused expression, question marks floating around his head. Pete continues to lean on him sleepily, smiling and content with his answer. /end ID]

based on that one drawing lil bro sent me lol x

Bc its So Them

#that’s them that’s it yeah #lucius&pete

beansprean

[ID: A young Ed, his beard only stubble and his shoulder-length hair in a ponytail, sits next to a young beardless Izzy on the deck of a ship. They are both wearing simple clothing and have significantly less tattoos. Ed has one arm around Izzy and is grinning wildly at a large curved dagger in his other hand. He says, “check out this sick knife I found, Iz!” Izzy, looking skeptical, replies, “looks fuckin broken to me.” /end ID]

I don’t think they were bros in canon before Ed was Blackbeard, but it is absolutely delightful to consider. 💖

#looove the boob detail for izzy

beansprean

I think Lucius had a crush on Pete first :)

Image description under the cut!

#approved

pinkinthenightdean

bts for the big group photo with the ofmd cast 💘 ✨ "one, two, three - NIPPLE!" twitter link

#bts #do they really shout nipple???

kelly6ridge

Truely want so much fire for my fav bg character nxt season, but at the same time dont want Kristian Nairn anywhere near even fake flames

#cute!!

spyderfyngers

Con + knives = everything is fine

#i am on a ROLL today #maybe i should establish a horny for con tag #con oneill

liddell-alien

So I’ve read a Tumblr post asking for the gifs of Cliff Costello getting fucked … they’re not the best quality but… yeah

Forgive me father for I have sinned.

Now I want this to happen to Izzy so badly. I don’t care if he gets fucked by someone or pegged by Anne Bonny (?) but please let this poor boi ™️ have it.

#maybe i too will watch cucumber for the plot #con oneill