attention deficit ooh shiny

Hi! My name is Chriss and this is my blog!

[blitzy-blitzwing]

They’re not even dating lol.

[anexperimentallife]

[labelleizzy]

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

"dni if you engage with irredeemable media! dni to kill a mockingbird stans" ok well CLEARLY you have never read to kill a mockingbird if you think it's irredeemable media and also having a book that was published in 1960 on your dni stan list is kinda ridiculous actually

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

i literally do not think any of you have ever read a book published before the 2000s before in your entire life

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

#'Dni if you've read to kill a mockingbird' what's is this the Florida banned books list #Who r u Ron DeSantis

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

#can somwone pleasw provide context to whatever the fuck op is referring to

[s-a-blotsky]

You really buried the lede by only mentioning To Kill a Mockingbird

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Undertale?? THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS???

[sassyphantomkoala]

THE WHAT?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The salmon sex scene

[fancysheepnacho]

WHAT

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I don't know how I can possibly be clearer about the magic school bus salmon sex scene.

[inuxi]

...I don't think a straitjacket and a warning sign are enough to protect everyone from Alastor's antics 🤭🤭🤭

[booknerd2712]

I like Pinterest. It made this for me!

I didn't know Jax shipped Radioapple!

:3

[eriiyo]

🙇‍♀️

[keychainquery]

hell couldn't handle emo alastor

[skels-pixel-art]

please wait while he travels across your dash, he's on a very important mission

[secondbeatsongs]

did you wait for the train to go all the way across before scrolling down?

yes, of course

no, I did not

secret third option (explain in the notes)

Voting ended onAug 9

[dogpuppy]

[shortwithoutshoesies]

Red characters with similar vibes ♥️

[gnetophyte]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

CALLOUT POST FOR FUCKING EURIPIDES

[deadpanwalking]

[notallmensheviks]

did classical athens do something problematic

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

I so desperately wish I could physically stop you fucking people from using the internet.

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

That said, has the answer to the question “did classical Athens do something problematic” ever, in all its history and all subsequent discussion, been “no?”

[amysnotdeadyet]

Not to me. Not if it’s classical Athens.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[champagnearab]

Imagine finding the love of your life

[svdaily]

Imagine getting to keep them

[helloliriels]

[ralfmaximus]

At last, a pill that can prevent COVID after exposure to infected people

Drug arrives years after pandemic’s peak, but could still offer protection to vulnerable populations.

An antiviral pill has, for the first time, been shown to prevent COVID-19 in people exposed to the SARS-CoV-2 virus at home, according to trial results published today in the New England Journal of Medicine1. The drug could be a lifeline for those who still face real danger from the virus, such as care-home residents or transplant recipients on immune-suppressing medication.

There are good things happening in the world.

[meret118]

You can read about it here without a paywall.

Households exposed to COVID-19 now have an oral drug specifically cleared to prevent infection after contact with a sick person. The FDA listed Xocova, the brand name for ensitrelvir, as a 2026 novel drug approval for post-exposure prophylaxis of COVID-19 following contact with an infected individual. The decision fills a gap that has persisted since the pandemic’s early years: until now, no oral antiviral carried an FDA-approved indication for prevention rather than treatment.

[havingapoemwithyou]

I THINK LOVE IS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS TO OTHER PEOPLE by Michael Gray Bulla

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[foldingfittedsheets]

I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.