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feeds angels communion bread like i’m an old person on a park bench throwing crumbs to birds
sorry kate beaton, sorry god
I have switched to using DuckDuckGo for my search engine, but I can’t talk about because makes a really crappy verb. “I ducked the information” is what the company wants us to say, but it doesn’t work for my language sense. It would be taking over a preexisting term and I don’t want to teach my autotypo that I meant to say “duck” any more often than I can possibly help. Besides, it’s not the full name of the company. “I duckduckwent the information” is too damn long. “I duckduckgo'ed the information.” No, I bloody didn’t, because English doesn’t do that, and it’s too long. “I duckwent the information” is my favorite postulate.
Sticking to a three letter acronym is goofy because it’s still three syllables. You can’t pronounce DDG productively in English.
“Doozh” (rhymes with zhoozh) already exists in my dialect as an onomatopoeia for punching someone. Anything is better than duckduckwent or, god help us, duckduckgo'ed.
Other theories?
“I quacked it down”
this is a strong contender for the funniest post i have ever seen in my life
LOOOOOOOOOOL
This is Truffles the cat, a stray found by a pediatric optometrist and now puts kids at ease that are nervous about getting glasses and totally makes them more at ease.
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"there are many benefits to being a marine biologist" is my favorite meme because the origin was someone listerally dreamed it was a meme and we were all just like "oh actually that's funny as hell let's do it"
I believe someone already mentioned this, but we know that Lil Nas X survived the snap because Shaun and Katy are singing Old Town road in a bar in Shang-Chi. But I’d like to point out just how close these two events were, (the release of Old Town Road and the snap).
In spring of 2018, Thanos snapped and wiped out half of all life.
In October of 2018, Lil Nas X started recording the original Old Town Road, but he found the instrumental even earlier.
The song released on December 3rd, and later re-released with Billy Ray Cyrus on April 5th, 2019.
So, essentially, in a matter of months:
*half of all life is destroyed, governments are in ruins, world consumed with chaos*
Meanwhile Lil Nas X:
See you in 1977
The headquarters of Mussolini’s Italian Fascist Party (1934)
*italian guy watching them build that* huh. thats probably fine
Practical Magic (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne
I just think it’s really interesting that once I became more visibly Jewish- wearing a tichel or kippah on a daily basis, wearing my hamsa, learning Yiddish- I was immediately faced with (misdirected) transmisogyny- being called transmisogynistic specific slurs, being followed and harrassed off buses, being followed and watched in women’s bathrooms, etc.
It goes to show that transmisogynists and terfs base their ideas on what womanhood is on a white, European, racist, antisemetic, patriarchal caricature of womanhood, and not actual womanhood, which is intrisic to each women, normal or cis.
Hey people w morals! Could you reblog this so I have non terfs in the notes and spread awareness? Thank you kindly!
Lil Nas X - MONTERO ads
Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.
Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.
These are the beans of a killer, Bella.