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THIS ANNUAL IS KILLING ME!!!!
Reluctant Allies -- Sentence Starters
“As much as I hate your guts, we’ll die here if we don’t work together.”
“Let’s put our differences aside for now. There are bigger issues at hand.”
“Why must I stoop so low as to cooperate with the likes of you?”
“Looks like there’s someone else I hate more than you. Go figure.”
“Alright… I’ll help you, just this once.”
“Let’s get one thing straight here: I don’t like you.”
“This is a one time deal only.”
“Don’t get used to this. It won’t be happening again.”
“I’ll kill you later, when our lives aren’t in danger.”
“Look, we both want the same thing here.“
“Hey, I’m on your side this time!”
“It’s just a matter of overlooking our differences.”
“What do you say?… Truce?”
“Give it a break for once, this is more important!”
“I’ll take the left, you take the right– No arguing.”
“Stop yelling at me! I’m only trying to help!”
“Ugh! I hate having to work with you!”
“I’ll be glad to be rid of you once this is all over.”
“’Hate’ is a strong word… let’s settle for a ‘great disliking of’.”
“I don’t want to do this as much as you do… but we have to.”
“If you want to make it through this, you’re gonna have to trust me!”
“How can I trust you when not only five minutes ago you were trying to kill me?!”
“I can’t take your sass. I’m calling this alliance off prematurely.”
“Please, for once in your life, just listen to me! We’re all in danger!”
“I don’t like you, but this is for the greater good.”
“It’s either us or them, and quite frankly, I could kick your ass any day of the week.”
“As much as I’d hate to admit it, we’d be powerless on our own against them.”
“Just because I’m helping you doesn’t mean we’re friends.”
“Don’t even think about calling me your friend. We’re not. End of story.”
“Just this once, I’ll help… For a price.”
“If I’m going to team up with you, I want something worth while out of it.”
“I can’t wait til this is over… Then we can go back to killing/hating each other.”
“If we’re gonna do this, we’re gonna do this right, and I won’t let your petty grudge against me ruin it!”
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“ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”
“i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”
“my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”
“i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”
“don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”
“i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”
“please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”
“you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”
“you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”
“i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”
“i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”
“i fucked up, why do you not care?”
“i can’t walk, just go on without me.”
“you have broken ribs, take it easy.”
“i have no idea how to do cpr.”
“whose blood is that?”
“apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”
“don’t you dare fucking let go!”
“what the hell happened to you?”
“are they dead? did you kill them?”
“do you know what you’ve done?”
“you’re either with me or against me.”
“who the hell did this to you?”
“are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…”
“i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?”
“when was the last time you ate?”
“what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!”
“i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.”
“for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“
“there’s so much blood, you won’t last.”
“are you… throwing up in there?”
“why aren’t you eating?”
“just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.”
“i can’t breathe, i can’t –”
“i woke up, & you were gone.”
“just tell me something, was it really worth it?”
"it’s okay to hurt & breakdown. you don’t have to be strong all the time.”
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“They didn’t even see it coming!” - lionel
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The lead-up to the blurted out, prideful confession was lost on him. “I’m sure you already know this somewhere in that dark heart of yours, Luthor. But that’s not something humans are proud of.” The farmer shook his head. Face torn between a country grin and a nasty, reflexive smile.
Well, if Lionel was going to bother him while he was working, he could at least be useful while he did so. Work on the farm didn’t stop just because his enemy wanted to rub his nose in whatever scheme he was working on.
Jon hefted the bag of chicken feed out of his arms and tossed it towards Lionel. An added bonus if it kept Jon slightly more at ease, that Lionel couldn’t attack him without a decent warning. Soon as that 25lb bag hit the dirt, Jon would go on the offensive.
Lionel sputtering and gripping at the bag-- was it from being treated like some lowly farmhand, or from the bag being heavy, he wasn’t sure. But it was a sight to behold just the same. He remembered Lex being put through the wringer in the same way, and how he hadn’t complained, had even seemed to enjoy it. It had earned Jon’s respect that day. And Lionel had just cemented his lack of any.
He turned back, grabbing two bags of his own from the bed of the truck and shouldered them with a small grunt. I ain’t as young as I once was, Keith crooned out from the pickup truck. Jon had to agree.
But I’m as good once as I ever was, right?
Jon led the way into the barn where the surplus feed was stored.
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“I think I’ll take that one to grave with me.”
“It’s very apparent that I don’t like (blank).”
“That was terrifying to me.”
“It’s the Captain or whatever the hell you wanna call him.”
“Alright, this looks like a good spot!”
“If this boat goes down, we die. It’s simple! Have you see the ‘Titanic’ movie? You watched that? You seen what happened to that shit?”
“It’s much smaller.”
“That’s it?”
“I’m dead! Period! End of story!”
“This could be my last breath. This could.”
“I saw dolphins, those were cool, they were doing their little thing.”
“Dolphins kill sharks.”
“I don’t believe you.”
“He gave me the whole history on that.”
“Dude, sea turtles are huge. I don’t think people really understand how big a sea turtle is until you see it in real life. That was a big ass animal. That thing was just - it looked like the one from ‘Nemo!’ He was just kinda swimming along, in front of the boat, just swimming along. I could have rode his shell like Poseidon!”
“What if your house collapses?”
“I’m sorry, sir/ma’am, just so I’m clear here - my fear of being on a boat, with nothing but water around, is as ridiculous as me just sitting here thinking my house will collapse on me? Those are two very, very different situations.”
“I can walk away.”
“An earthquake?”
“We don’t have those!”
“It is just insanity.”
“They didn’t even see it coming!”
“I can’t do anything.”
“What do I do?”
“I have no f’ing idea where land is!”
“Here’s the bottom line - this whole thing started because of you.”
“Oh, because your little bitch ass been out 20 miles in the ocean!”
“Who’s done it? Put your damn hand down, don’t raise it, you know you haven’t, you’re a liar.”
“I can’t!”
“Are we there yet?”
“For the thousandth time, no! We’re not there yet!”
“I get car sick.”
“I need to pee.”
“You should have gone before we left!”
“We should stop and ask for directions!”
“We don’t need to stop and ask for directions!”
“I think that was our exit!”
“Great! We missed our stop!”
“Ooh, souvenirs!”
“Are we lost?”
“We’re not lost!”
“We’re lost.”
“Where are we?”
“This is what you get for not stopping and asking for directions!”
“This is not my fault!”
“Why are we slowing down?”
“Are we running out of gas?”
“We’re out of gas.”
“Why is the car making that noise?”
“Why don’t we pull over and I’ll drive for a bit?”
“Why don’t you let me drive? You’re tired.”
“How long was I asleep?”
“I’m hungry.”
“Why don’t we play a game to pass the time?”
“This is going to be a long few days.”
“Can you turn the radio on?”
“Can you turn the radio off?”
“I love this song!”
“I hate this song!”
“Turn that light off, it’s distracting.”
“How much longer?”
“Oh, I spilled my drink everywhere.”
“Stop kicking my damn seat!”
“Put your shoes back on, you’re smelling up the whole car!”
“I want to go home!”
“That sunset is fantastic.”
“Wait, are we in a different time zone?”
“Do I look like I know how to fix a tire?”
“We should do this again.”
“We’re never doing this again.”
exoplanetological replied to your post “exoplanetological replied to your post “i forgot about the whole bit...”
Oh no that is definitely valid I'm just saying bc of ur 'lex wants Jon's approval'. He never gettin it.
sometimes u gotta admit that canon is a fuckass and have jon adopt lex after shooting lionel w his winchester lever action and feed that scrawny MFer to the hogs
exoplanetological replied to your post “i forgot about the whole bit where jon blames lex for killing his...”
Lex breathes and Jon is like >:/
ok valid but at least this time he has a reason for it because in his eyes lex’s bad business practices just destroyed his whole livelihood and possibly destroyed the soil in the area
i forgot about the whole bit where jon blames lex for killing his whole herd of cattle via roadside waste dumping
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It took a lot of willpower not to polish off the slice right then and there. God knows when he’d have this much food that didn’t come out of a can. But he keeps a slow and steady pace, both for the sake of keeping face and to relish the moment as long as he could.
Not looking up from the pie, he nodded. “It’s the devil punishing him.” He deadpanned.
He stood up from the table. Grabbing another slice and grabbing some time to clear his head. That wasn’t the response he’d expected. But he knew this kind of kid, from his own childhood, seeing the way Billy would spit back what his father said. And hell, he himself had said. Just things that kids parrot and take to heart because they learn it from their parents.
Come a few years, Jason’ll have his head on straighter. Hopefully. For now-- the idea that he had been entertaining about his son finally meeting another transgender kid was slimming. This kid had a lot of his own problems to work through.
Wished Martha was up. She would be better at this gender mess.
He sits back down, placing the new slice down on Jason’s plate next to the half-eaten one. “There’s nothing wrong with him.” His voice is not angry. Not wanting to get into an argument. Not this late. And not with a kid who doesn’t really know what he’s talking about.
jon’s birthday is october 8th yeehaw