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Amateur Fanartist, here for transforming the random ideas in my head into content. 📍Istanbul 🇹🇷 me no brainrot, me just mindfuck till death 💀 They/Them | A-Spec ♤

[iamsebo]

MY OTHER PLATFORMS

[lolesunshine]

real? owo

[aurvain]

canmex for nico

[peonycats]

im like a week late to the turco spanish alliance but shhh

BONUS:

ty to my bestie @letttalias for sending me the msg on the right teehee

[iamsebo]

Did some third-class vandalism on some quality vandalism for the fun, using pen bcs i’m out of sprays (all of them got vaporized by the heat) 🤧

(ENGRAVING HETALIA SHIT ON THE STREETS NOW?!??) (MAYBE I’LL TURGRE BINGEPOST HERE AYEEEEEE)

[iamsebo]

Came back to the same place today and, shit really got censored lmfao

Cheers gg wp 🥂

[nordickies]

Can we please see your version of the Benelux siblings? 🩷

Uhh, I have these for the redesign piece!

[simpyleech]

Alfred crash out and some Ivan wips...

[iamsebo]

Time be passing by really quick 🥂

[iamsebo]

this felt like an anthropological study 💀

[iamsebo]

recreated the meme

[nordickies]

May we see any of the nyo nordics please🫶

You get them all because you were so patient with me anon <3

[iamsebo]

around the economy? my own summer (in silivri)? be quiet and drive (to silivri)? headup (in the jail)? shove it (taxes)? taxing the evade? evading tax? where is the economy?! coming back around the economy.

where are my deftoner hetalians

[iamsebo]

These might vary idk

(Template not mine)

[iamsebo]

he’s biscolata itself (biscolata ad turky) 🍫

in case you don’t know the context click this

maskless ver.

turkish chocolate and biscuit brand, known for its suggestive tv ads*

[tayalla]

there's this word in Serbian 'vukojebina' which literally means 'the place where wolves go to fuck' but they use it to mean 'in the middle of nowhere'. it sure does the job well, but the visual stayed with me longer than I would have liked it to.

[anobsessedpotato]

for chinese we have 鸟不生蛋, which is used to describe a land so barren and remote that not even birds would lay their eggs there.

[rainbow-foxes]

In German we have "am Arsch der Welt", which means "at the world's ass"

[homunculus-argument]

In Finnish it's "Jumalan selän takana" - behind god's back.

I propose that these are all the same place. The world's ass, behind god's back, where birds would not nest and where wolves go to fuck.

[bottle-of-mirrors]

In Polish that's

"tam, gdzie psy dupami szczekają" = where dogs bark out of their arses,

"zadupie" = behind-the-arse-land, "na zadupiu" - in the behind-the-arse-land. funnily, you can say someone lives "in some behind-the-arse-land" (na jakimś zadupiu), meaning there is more than one of those places.

but also "tam, gdzie pieprz rośnie" - where black pepper grows.

Fellow Poles, lmk if I forgor something.

[caroll-in]

one more Polish comes to mind:

"gdzie diabeł mówi dobranoc" — where devil says goodnight

[iamthetruenhaz]

In Bulgarian it's на гъза на географията - on geography's ass except it's alliterative. So like on geography's glutes.

[lactodebillus-bulgaricus]

we also have на путка си майна and на майка си в путката = in its mother's pussy = very far away

for something very close = на един хуй разстояние = at a dick's distance

[iamsebo]

In Turkish we have the literal same with the mother one in Bulgarian; anasının amında

Another variation of that; anasının nikâhında which means “in its mother’s nikkah” (religious wedding ceremony)

Also we use inin cinin top oynadığı yer which means “place where genies play ball [with humans]” for unhabitated remote places, when saying not a soul around etc.

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[iamsebo]