[annushorribilis]

[thicc-waifu-deactivated20190623]

if you guys need a representation of how long ive been on tumblr i still have this gif saved

[crowmunculus]

you are like a little baby, watch this

[tamagotchihelpline]

i am in physical agony

[brinkofpynk]

i think this is a decent contestant

[one-in-lemillion]

What the hell even is that

[macleod]

i cant breathe, what is air? dont test me ive been here since 2009 and even lived through the cole sprouse social experiment of ‘12

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Why did any of you save these images

[goat-heirop]

i like how tumblr just has a history more dramatic than the earths history

i mean, all i have to say is dashcon and everybody on tumblr that was here longer that 6 years shivers in fear

[utopians]

rolling up to x æ a-12's baby shower with a copy of Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents: How to Heal as an advance gift for the child

[1st-1]

[valtsv]

where are my museum gift shop memes

[valtsv]

i have to do everything myself around here don’t i

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

hi waiter could I get the spaghetti I promise I’ll behave this time

[adnopes]

[seinfeldworld]

[leeortizlife-deactivated2019051]

[37q-archive]

im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

[gahdamnpunk]

I would love to see the anti immigration conservatives do this for at least 30 mins..

Donate: We can’t do Thanksgiving without farm workers

[ndragoon]

Friendly reminder that most farm workers are paid nearly nothing via loopholes (don’t have to follow minimum wage if you arent paying by the hour!)

And that “unskilled labor” isn’t an actual thing. It’s just used by desk jockeys who play on the internet all day instead of working so they feel superior to everyone who actually does the work they profit off of. And of course, to make themselves feel better for the abuse they dish out.

[silver-tongues-blog]

the apocalypses this year

January:

February:

march: 

April:

[what-a-silver-lining]

wait what’s happening with April?

[strayvariable]

@what-a-silver-lining​ This is what’s happening with April

[what-a-silver-lining]

Holy cow! This year is really trying to outdo itself every month.

[silver-tongues-blog]

its like an advent calendar but instead of candy its apocalypse

[user1136]

[darktownboykisser]

sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.

overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

[formerlystarsongs-deactivated20]

The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

[shitpostsampler]

[roll1uptwice]

dope af

[tweetsdaily]

[staghunted]

[baddiemode]

pixar please do these again why did you stop doing these

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

person: will you be my girlfriend?

me:

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]