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hootybal-lecter

gaslight

gatekeep

goncharov

#hannibal #goncharov

yikestm17

gaslight, gatekeep, goncharov

Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them!

#disney

boota

americans be like its 400 fahreinrhefight and im like girl what the fuck are you saying

#text

e-b-e

i’m almost bummed that the queen of england didn’t die in like 2014 bc i would’ve love so see some teenagers drawing some doctor who or sherlock characters mourning the queen or some shit- it would’ve been funny as hell

#BRUH.

marisatomay

can’t have seasonal affective disorder if i say that winter isn’t real it was just invented by Big Vivaldi to sell all four of his seasons

#text

xenosagaepisodeone

there are very few department stores in which you can have a comfortable overnight stay in. walmart technically is well supplied for a sleepover, but it’s actual interiority (the germs, messes, depressing tiled flooring, very warehouse-like arrangement) makes it hostile to the intimacy of a slumber party. ikea on the other hand? it’s like being in a series of miniature homes that have been stripped of walls and ceilings. the displays are segmented into rooms, but they’re still ensnared in a wider matrix of observable private spaces from wherever you’re standing. to have an ikea go from “a place to shop” to “a place to stay in” reveals the luxurious comfort of it’s delightfully cluttered landscape. those people who were stuck in that denmark ikea overnight are the only people on this earth who are getting raptured. the rest of us are going to hell.

#those last two sentences made me shit myself

romcommunist

im catfishing you all im actually dreamier and funnier and sillier and cuter and hotter and betterer and sexier and dreamier and more insane in person

#about me